A repeatedly failed attempt to stay on-task endlessly derailed by high-profile distractions caused by one’s own ineptitude. Named after the Trump administration’s attempts to focus on policy continuously being overshadowed by a new scandal.
Tweet from Del Quinton Wilber:
!!! Prosecutor says that Manafort is cooperating with special counsel investigation !!!
Retweet from Dave Weigel:
Another great Infrastructure Week, everybody
Pouring milk in your cup before the coffee. Similar to “pouring the milk first” when preparing cereal.
He’s a milk in first sort of person — I wouldn’t trust him.
Pouring milk in your cup before the coffee. Similar to “pouring the milk first” when preparing cereal.
He’s a milk in first sort of person — I wouldn’t trust him.
To get ready for warm weather.
The teacher asked me to summarize my argument, so I took out all the parts about eskimoes.
a slang term for posting or engaging with sexual posts on your main social media account, rather than a secondary one that you’d usually use for that purpose. the phrased spawned on tumblr, after ted cruz liked a vore fetish drawing on his main, verified account.
“real men don’t wait until 4am to get horny on main”
“@_____ y’all nasty”
The fashion act of tucking only front of the shirt in the pants, as popularised (to the point of memetic mutation) by Tan France on Queer Eye reboot.
Look at them, they’re wearing a patterned shirt and a french tuck now, this is a Tan France outfit if i saw one!
Methodically learning another person’s routine in order to systematically avoid them.
Bradley is antistalking his boss today because he hates the bastard.
Methodically learning another person’s routine in order to systematically avoid them.
Bradley is antistalking his boss today because he hates the bastard.
Ordering an item on Amazon and claiming it never arrived to your home which results in a refund and you can keep the item.
How’d you get that grinder?
I scamazoned it.
Ordering an item on Amazon and claiming it never arrived to your home which results in a refund and you can keep the item.
How’d you get that grinder?
I scamazoned it.
A Cap Is A lie. A capper is a liar. So if someone is capping, they are lying.
That Dude Always Sayin Somethin And Never Do Shit! He’s A Capper. He Would Always Cap Over Dumb Shit!
A Cap Is A lie. A capper is a liar. So if someone is capping, they are lying.
That Dude Always Sayin Somethin And Never Do Shit! He’s A Capper. He Would Always Cap Over Dumb Shit!
A derogatory term for people who voted to leave the EU in the UK’s June 2016 EU membership referendum. Often seen on online comment sections and Facebook/Twitter.
“Well since the UK will be a bankrupt third-world country by the year 2020, perhaps you Brexshitters should be volunteering your taxes first since you caused this mess?” – Stereotypical rant by an obvious “Remain” voter.
A derogatory term for people who voted to leave the EU in the UK’s June 2016 EU membership referendum. Often seen on online comment sections and Facebook/Twitter.
“Well since the UK will be a bankrupt third-world country by the year 2020, perhaps you Brexshitters should be volunteering your taxes first since you caused this mess?” – Stereotypical rant by an obvious “Remain” voter.
When a guy is at a party and is trying to get with a girl and another guy comes to the party and takes her
Charles: go get with Zarah!!
Jackson: No Bro arran already Swooped her
When a guy is at a party and is trying to get with a girl and another guy comes to the party and takes her
Charles: go get with Zarah!!
Jackson: No Bro arran already Swooped her
to run away from a scene or person as fast as you possibly can
I hooked off on this dude and his boys saw me so i hit the dip and got the hell out of there.
1. v., to leave, depart
2. v., to place tobacco between the gums and lower lip
3. n., shortened form of “dipshit”, i.e. a stupid, annoying, or displeasing person
You’re a stupid dip, you know that!?
1. v., to leave, depart
2. v., to place tobacco between the gums and lower lip
3. n., shortened form of “dipshit”, i.e. a stupid, annoying, or displeasing person
You’re a stupid dip, you know that!?