Dead that tune
To stop the constant chatting that makes no sense or lower your tone. It doesn’t have to relate to music.
You need to dead that tune
Fathernal Twins
Two Children born in the same Year with the Same Father but Different Mothers.
Guy: Hey , I didn’t know you had a twin.
Friend: Yea, we’re Fathernal twins, we’re born in
the same year with same Dad,
different Moms.
GUY: What, like on ya Father’s Side!?
Friend: You could say that…..poppa was a playa!
Fathernal Twins
Two Children born in the same Year with the Same Father but Different Mothers.
Guy: Hey , I didn’t know you had a twin.
Friend: Yea, we’re Fathernal twins, we’re born in
the same year with same Dad,
different Moms.
GUY: What, like on ya Father’s Side!?
Friend: You could say that…..poppa was a playa!
Fucky Wucky
The act of making a really big mistake, fucking up big time
Uwu we’re sowwy, we made a Fucky Wucky, oopsie~
left and right
A colorful term used in place of "everywhere", "all around", "all over" or "a plethora"; i.e. a lot.
I went fishing yesterday and nailled bass left and right.Last night there were hotties in the club left and…
Anakin’s Paradox
When the action of one’s doing to prevent something ends up being the catalyst for its occurrence. For example, if I set out to save a fish, and my attempt to save the fish ends up getting the fish killed, then this is Anakin’s Paradox.
Star Wars: …
bust a grumpy
To have to go number 2.
To poop.
To make naughty water.
Brennen had to go bust a grumpy, becuase he’d tried to move and built up enough bodily waste to kill an elephant.
November 1
National “Invent Your Own Dumbass Holiday on Urban Dictionary Day”
Hey everybody, it’s November 1! Let’s see what dumbass holiday the Urban Dictionary people post as their Word of the Day for November 1 today!
November 1
National “Invent Your Own Dumbass Holiday on Urban Dictionary Day”
Hey everybody, it’s November 1! Let’s see what dumbass holiday the Urban Dictionary people post as their Word of the Day for November 1 today!
halloween belly
An upset stomach due to the consumption of large quantities of something sweet.
Dude! I had one to many smirnoff ice. I got the halloween belly now.
October 30
National give a girl your sweatshirt day. It’s the day before halloween and probably will be cold so be a bro and give it to them
Mary is cold and it’s October 30 you better have brought an extra sweatshirt because you have to give it to her.
October 29
confess to your crush day !
shoot your shot good luck <33
girl : hey Kai since it’s October 29 what better time to say this
boy : say what ?
girl : I like you
boy : oh I didn’t know you felt the same way , I like you too
October 29
confess to your crush day !
shoot your shot good luck <33
girl : hey Kai since it’s October 29 what better time to say this
boy : say what ?
girl : I like you
boy : oh I didn’t know you felt the same way , I like you too
October 27
October 27 is national tell your crush you have feelings for them day.
Girl 1: today is October 27 should I tell my crush I like him?
Girl 2: yes totally, today is the day!
october 24
National no clothes day. Don’t wear anything, even if your outside.
Person 1: what are you wearing tomorrow?
Person 2: nothing! It’s October 24th!
october 24
National no clothes day. Don’t wear anything, even if your outside.
Person 1: what are you wearing tomorrow?
Person 2: nothing! It’s October 24th!
October 23
The birthday of the bhaddest chick you will ever meet. Wife that girl up she a dime.
That girl Jordan’s bday is october 23
October 22
National Hug and hold hands day with yo BF or GF
Boy: it’s October 22
Girl: ok
Boy: give me your hand
*holds hand*
Girl: Aww
*blushes*
*and give her a hug*