run me my money
Run me my money means, give me my money now or else.
You late on your payments, run me my money {son}!
Browareness
bro-ware-ness
To impart personal knowledge of a situation to a fellow bro that should inform him to his benefit.
“Dude, I’d watch out for that chick. She was born with the psycho gene.”
“No way, I had no idea. Thanks for the browareness, man…”
Present Face
The face you make when you get a really terrible present but don’t want to hurt anybodies feelings.
I could tell martha hated the chess set i got her, you could see that present face from a mile away.
powerbomb
A wrestling move in which one person lifts the other onto his shoulders, then slams him down on his back and neck.
Holy shit, he just powerbombed him through a table
powerbomb
A wrestling move in which one person lifts the other onto his shoulders, then slams him down on his back and neck.
Holy shit, he just powerbombed him through a table
wayament
Abbreviation for “Wait a Minuete”
When she saw his package she was like WAYAMENT it’s that big
impleggies
Another word for Implants.
Will. I. Am (Mir. I. Am in Ew music video): now Sally’s gonna get impleggies.
Jimmy Fallon (Sara, in Ew music video): what are impleggies?
Will. I. Am: Implants, silly!
you’re fired
Shows that your services are no longer required; the catch-phrase of Donald Trump from "The Apprentice."
Donald Trump wants to trademark this phrase; talk about slick marketing.
Impeach the Motherfucker
The widely popular saying that is written on just one of the many anti-45 tee-shirts out there.
Walking into the tee-shirt outlet I said, “Impeach the Motherfucker” and was immediately directed to the busy section where these tee-shirts were locate…
Impeach the Motherfucker
The widely popular saying that is written on just one of the many anti-45 tee-shirts out there.
Walking into the tee-shirt outlet I said, “Impeach the Motherfucker” and was immediately directed to the busy section where these tee-shirts were locate…
brake check
While driving, hitting your brakes really hard to scare the crap out of the jerk driving two inches from your rear bumper.
Checking to make sure they have enough time to brake without rear-ending you (pissing them off).
This guy is driving way too…
brake check
While driving, hitting your brakes really hard to scare the crap out of the jerk driving two inches from your rear bumper.
Checking to make sure they have enough time to brake without rear-ending you (pissing them off).
This guy is driving way too…
Band-me-down
a musical act once loved by you, now loved by your kid; a musical act once loved by your parent, now loved by you.
“My dad was thrilled to give me the band-me-down of LED Zepellin..”
Thirst Trap
Any statement or picture used to intentionally create attention or "thirst"
Woman on Twitter: Who wants to come over and put me to sleep? (Thirst Trap)Men on Twitter: Oh? Check Ur DMs
Thirst Trap
Any statement or picture used to intentionally create attention or "thirst"
Woman on Twitter: Who wants to come over and put me to sleep? (Thirst Trap)Men on Twitter: Oh? Check Ur DMs
puppy pile
A large pile of people of mixed sexes, cuddling and or heavy petting each other, usually with clothes on, but sometimes without. Not an orgy, usually done only by people who love and/or trust each other. Not always sexual, sometimes just a physical ex…