divorceary
[The anniversary] of a [divorce].
skeleton on the gelatin
[October’s] “[elf on the shelf]”.
A bowl of [gelatin] is left around the house that a small skeleton rests on top of. The skeleton watches children and, if they’re bad, comes to life and haunts them until after Halloween.
Color of gelatin does not ma…
skeleton on the gelatin
[October’s] “[elf on the shelf]”.
A bowl of [gelatin] is left around the house that a small skeleton rests on top of. The skeleton watches children and, if they’re bad, comes to life and haunts them until after Halloween.
Color of gelatin does not ma…
greenwashing
when companies [pretend] to be [environmentally friendly] when [in fact] they are not.
damet garm
[Damet garm] means to have “warm breath” or be alive. Mehdi Akhavan Sales (OMID) used this expression in poetry, specifically in “Zemestan,” when he said “[damet garm] o [saret] [khosh] bad.” It is good for your dam (breath) to be garm (warm) because i…
Student Loan
n – A mystical [transaction] in which a student and/or parent subjects themselves to [financial slavery] ([indentured servitude]) for the foreseeable future.
Three-Minute Rule
In [Psychology], any new [acquaintance] [that sucks] in the first three minutes will suck forever.
Shit’s Creek
To be up “Shit’s Creek” is to be in serious or complex trouble, such as to (literally) be “[up a creek without a paddle].” It is synonymous with Urban Dictionary’s expression “[Shit Street]” and is possibly its [antecedent].
fnork
The sound produced when two elephants, joined at [the trunk] sneeze simultaneously
n. A Low to high-pitched, irritating screech.
v. fnorked, fnorking, fnorks
v.tr. To utter in or as if in a fnork.
v.intr. To [cry out] in a low to high-pitched, [stride…
oubliette
Actually: An underground [chamber] with access only [from the top] . (18th [Century])
Modern Slang: Asshole
In the lavender haze
A slang term [coined] during the [’50s], referring to [being in love].
Sillybilly
A person, who acts in [a special] way and is [not afraid] to do so. Usually a small, cute, person who is very happy and can make you laugh whenever they want to. Also some one who is very fun to be around and acts in the [silliest] way possible.
Dev’d
When you’re just too [lazy] to say [devastated], very [sad]
Bucket Bunny
a woman who [hops] from electrical [lineman] to lineman looking to have sex often not caring if the men are single or married. “[Bucket]” refers to the lineman’s work truck that has a long extended [bucket].
Witches Tit
Wonder where the expression [colder than a witches tit] came from? Well wonder no more. This is because a [witches tits] are so empty and saggy that they hang low and the nipple protrudes from the witches top. This is why you never see a witch in a cro…
Terminally Online
The term for when a person has [gotten] so deep into [social media] that they [dedicate] themselves to issues that have no relevance in their day to day life
edutain
combination of [two words]: [educate] and [entertain] …edutain
guinea big
An [alternate] [name] for a [Capybara]
big tiddie goth gf
the most [desired] gf ever. everybody wants a big [tiddie] [goth] gf. she is goth and has big tiddie.
Scream Queen
Originally a term used in horror and [slasher films] to describe the [leading lady]. This is where the title for the show [Scream Queens] originated.
smilence
Smile and keep [silence]. Used when you know [the answer], but [do not want] to say it or there is some force stop you from telling it out.