blerg

Most commonly used in the same context as “oh, damn”. Used to express frustration, anxiety, depression, etc. Ocasionally the second syllable is prolonged to demonstrate any emotion in an extreme fashion.


As an exclamation on it’s own: Instead of “I can’t believe I’m so stupid!”, just use “Blerg!”

slam-clicker

People who upon checking into a hotel with others remain in their rooms instead of socializing. Used by airline crew to describe those who don’t go out.

Slam – as in closing the door

Click – as in locking it immediately

also see: Olymic Flames


Flight attendant: “We arrived in London and were ready to party, unfortunately many in our crew were ‘slam-clickers’ and we never saw them.”

slam-clicker

People who upon checking into a hotel with others remain in their rooms instead of socializing. Used by airline crew to describe those who don’t go out.

Slam – as in closing the door

Click – as in locking it immediately

also see: Olymic Flames


Flight attendant: “We arrived in London and were ready to party, unfortunately many in our crew were ‘slam-clickers’ and we never saw them.”

Audiothelioma

Cancer caused by the noise generated by windmills. This aggressive form of cancer was recently discovered by Dr. Donald J Trump. Symptoms include: Orange skin, thin hair, small hands, a fear of brown people and small inclines.


I tell ya what all this time spent out on the prairie, it’s only a matter of time before I develop Audiothelioma. Hopefully Dr. Trump’s research will end in a cure.

hydroxy moron

One who preaches the miracle nature of hydroxychloroquine sulfate that has nothing to do with the business degree they hold or the virus they’re trying to cure.


Donald Trump, the proud holder of a store-bought degree in business from Wharton School of Business, waded in to the COVIC-19 discussion by suggesting hydroxychloroquine sulfate might be a miracle intervention with absolutely no foundation, making him, in medical vernacular, earning the title “hydroxy moron”.

Economic Stockholm Syndrome

The behavior and attitudes exhibited by victims of financial subjugation, causing then to identify with and even defend their oppressors.


Q: Hey, what’s up with Matt? His Dad is on social security, his mom got laid off, his sister’s kids get free school lunches, he collects federal financial aid for college, and he only makes minimum wage working at Walmarts. Yet he keeps talking about how we need to cut taxes for the wealthy and quit spending so much on social programs.

A: Yeah, he thinks he’s going to be a millionaire soon. He’s got Economic Stockholm Syndrome.

Economic Stockholm Syndrome

The behavior and attitudes exhibited by victims of financial subjugation, causing then to identify with and even defend their oppressors.


Q: Hey, what’s up with Matt? His Dad is on social security, his mom got laid off, his sister’s kids get free school lunches, he collects federal financial aid for college, and he only makes minimum wage working at Walmarts. Yet he keeps talking about how we need to cut taxes for the wealthy and quit spending so much on social programs.

A: Yeah, he thinks he’s going to be a millionaire soon. He’s got Economic Stockholm Syndrome.

late capitalism

The advanced stage of unmanaged capitalism in which corporations and the wealthy, having run out of quick and easy paths to profit and economic growth, begin cannibalizing the societies in which they operate instead of investing in them.

Features: Declining wages for workers, privatization of government, dismantling of social services, sale of cultural & national heritage, debtor’s prisons, corporate invasion of people’s personal lives, and punishment (and ultimately enslavement) of the poor.


A: Did you hear that Zuckerberg is tearing down the national park to build his new fortified megamansion?

B: Yeah dude, wanna go to the Pepsi™-sponsored protest against it later?

A: Truly, late capitalism is the best system to live under.

A: Did you know that boomers can now spend $8,000 to get transfusions of children’s blood so they live longer?

B: Haha, late capitalism strikes again!

late capitalism

The advanced stage of unmanaged capitalism in which corporations and the wealthy, having run out of quick and easy paths to profit and economic growth, begin cannibalizing the societies in which they operate instead of investing in them.

Features: Declining wages for workers, privatization of government, dismantling of social services, sale of cultural & national heritage, debtor’s prisons, corporate invasion of people’s personal lives, and punishment (and ultimately enslavement) of the poor.


A: Did you hear that Zuckerberg is tearing down the national park to build his new fortified megamansion?

B: Yeah dude, wanna go to the Pepsi™-sponsored protest against it later?

A: Truly, late capitalism is the best system to live under.

A: Did you know that boomers can now spend $8,000 to get transfusions of children’s blood so they live longer?

B: Haha, late capitalism strikes again!