The Red wave
[The Red Wave] is a term referring to [a heavy] period, where the horror, blood, pain and tears are beyond what any human should be [subjected] too.
sober birthday
A sober birthday is the day that marks the end of a person’s addiction. Some individuals will use the last day that he or she used drugs to mark his or her sober birthday, or the day after the last time they used.
Most of all, a [sobriety] birthday (a…
bladesmith
One who smithes (or “[forges]” is you’re a [purist]) blades. Which, by the old ways would involve: Heating an [iron rod] to cherry red in a [forge], and hammering into whatever shape you wish your sword to be. Iron is lighter than steel, but doesn’t…
hot potato
a [difficult] [problem] that [nobody] wants to be associated with
a day
A [shortening] of the [phrase] “[everyday]”
spoonie
A spoonie is someone living with a chronic illness.
It mostly refers to physical chronic illnesses, though it has been known to be a helpful term for those with chronic mental illness as well.
It originates from Christine Miserandino’s Spoon Theory st…
Picklebro
An 20 or 30-something ex-fraternity member who takes over [tennis courts], basketball courts, and children’s playgrounds in order to slap a [wiffleball] back and forth with his friends who work in finance or tech. When questioned about their monopoliza…
nutterflies
the nervous feeling that arises when you want to [stroke the salami], but [fear that] someone might walk in or [come home].
menty-b
a shorterned [term] for [mental breakdown]
Ruh Roh
Ruh Roh was originally one of [the many] iconic [Scooby-Doo] sayings but has been turned into a phrase used at times of wrongdoing or mistake to make people laugh or lighten [the mood].
lowbie
Used as a term for a [low] [level] character in [MMORPGs]
energy vampire
A person who boosts his own [energy] by taking energy from others by means of an [argument], belittlement, [criticism] or other one-sided conversation.
eat more possum
[Southern slang] for just sucking it up and [dealing] with a [bad situation].
gtgtas
[Got to go] take a shit
Used when texting someone when in [a rush] to the [porcelain pony].
Schrödingers Queer
When a character or person is neither [confirmed], nor [denied] to be straight. Usually, this is said in response to a [homophobic] comment such as “This character isn’t gay”.
A Schrodingers Queer is both gay, straight, or something else till it is con…
armpit sex
A sexual act where a male repeatedly slides his penis under a female’s (or male’s) armpit as an alternative to penis to vag intercourse*.
[Armpit sex] may also be referred to as [armpit fucking], pit fucking, putting one’s dick in a [headlock], or the…
waze train
When you’re using [Waze] in a city and you realize [you’re in] a line of cars all making the same weird turns [over and over] together.
cornobble
To [smack] [somebody] with [a fish].
Truss
To Truss something up
Named after [UK’s] shortest PM [Liz Truss], who [trussed up] the economy with her trussonomics
chili head
1. A person who gets a high from [chilis], especially really [hot ones].
2. To eat a [spicy pepper] then perform oral sex.