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Scrote Couture

Latest Fashion

Random ImageBy Sean WardAugust 28, 2015Leave a comment

Try unseeing this!

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Toast Christ

Random ImageBy Sean WardAugust 28, 2015Leave a comment

Jeebuz – this looks familiar. If you don’t get this, click here.

Mariah Somebody

How do you like your camels?

Random ImageBy Sean WardAugust 28, 2015Leave a comment

Camels – filtered or unfiltered? For those of us who are a little hard of hearing and have to read lips, this sort of thing can be a distraction.

Gary is getting down to business.

Gary is Getting Down to Business

Random CrapBy Sean WardAugust 28, 2015Leave a comment

In case you haven’t heard, Gary is getting down to business. You know he’s all business, because he’s wearing his new Chuck Norris action pants with special flared bell bottoms.

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Germper Kert

Random CrapBy Sean WardAugust 28, 2015Leave a comment

I love it when memes come together. 🙂

Bearded Wonder Woman

Does this tiara make my ass look fat?

Random ImageBy Sean WardAugust 28, 2015Leave a comment

Can you believe the guy in the background with the box on his head? Freak!

Pumpkin Boats

Random CrapBy Sean WardAugust 28, 20151 Comment

Remember when we carved canoes out of pumpkins and raced them in the river?

Serenading Penguins with Bagpipes

Time to Serenade the Penguins

Random CrapBy Sean WardAugust 28, 2015Leave a comment

Pretty sure this didn’t get too far. I have it on good authority penguins prefer a more classic rock approach when being wooed by bagpipes.

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Mariachis Salvajes

RetroblogBy Sean WardMay 2, 2015Leave a comment

When I was a boy, I was kidnapped by a band of marauding mariachis who dressed me in a silver-studded charro outfit and forced me to play the maracas.

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Thrift store swag

BlogBy Sean WardApril 27, 2015Leave a comment

You never know what you’ll find at the thrift store – Look at this awesome dog statuette!

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Primary colors: Red

MiscellaneousBy Sean WardApril 20, 2015Leave a comment

Red is associated with danger and negativity, but also with heat and excitement. This is why stop signs and stop lights are red, as well as sports cars and fire alarms.

Halloween: Graveyard

Halloween

MiscellaneousBy Sean WardApril 19, 2015Leave a comment

Halloween was a bit too real, as someone dead set on decorating used spectres to make a spectacle of the yard. Corpses rose from coffins among the tombstones, skeletons scaled the widow’s walk.

fishbowl

as my hearing

PoetryBy Sean WardApril 18, 2015Leave a comment

fonder now of instrumental music…

jfk

JFK: now that you’re covered up

PoetryBy Sean WardApril 18, 2015Leave a comment

Was it like that?…

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Hello Cthuhlu

ArtBy Sean WardApril 16, 2015Leave a comment

In response to all the lame brands of casual wear, Hello Cthulhu has risen!

A Man’s World – Notes – Robert Bonazzi

A Man's World ReviewsBy Sean WardApril 10, 2015Leave a comment

This is very good work, especially that opening poem about mechanics. It has depth, wit and stands as experientially convincing. The political and social critiques are also sharp. You have a firm understanding of form and content in poetry. You push the edge pretty far but never overstate, maintaining a good balance and proportion in…

A Man’s World Review – Bryce Milligan

A Man's World ReviewsBy Sean WardApril 10, 2015Leave a comment

Sean Ward’s poems are dense with closely observed details, whether they occur in nature or the guts of an engine, in the human psyche or the intricacies of cat behavior. From a very male perspective, Ward delights in precise terminologies, in the physicality of labor, in the fantasy life that so often underpins the mundane,…

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Virtual Models on Digital Sets

ArtBy Sean WardFebruary 27, 2015Leave a comment

About the time I bought my first calculator watch in elementary school, I dreamed about having a machine that could translate my thoughts into pictures.

Fast forward a few decades…

Planes & Domos

MiscellaneousBy Sean WardFebruary 22, 2015Leave a comment

Weapons of war (and some toys). You decide which are which.

This is not a peep.

The Treachery of Easter

ArtBy Sean WardFebruary 22, 2015Leave a comment

The famous Peeps®. How people reproach me for them! And yet, could you stuff my peep down your gullet? No, it’s just a representation, is it not? So if I had written on my picture “This is a peep,” I’d have been lying!

Hail Storm

MiscellaneousBy Sean WardFebruary 21, 2015Leave a comment

Hail hammered into the roof, trunk, doors, hood, and fenders. It cracked the windshield in a dozen places.

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