Quiet quit
When physically, you still [turn up] to work but mentally, you check out and do the absolute [bare minimum] to [get by].
Cockwomble
A completely [useless person] that [spouts] [constant] bullshit
eighth grade syndrome
1. [A time] in life everyone tries to forget. It usually involves acting totally different than you actually are. Sometimes people think they have [superpowers] or think that they are super cool. No matter what case of [8th grade syndrome] it is, peopl…
Peak times
A phrase used in London by teenagers, basically when things are going really bad, or if [something’s] really annoyed someone, etc. Usually used like “[good times]” and “[bad times]” are.
The word “Peak” can also be used to describe something bad or sh…
google earthing
What [I do] when I have nothing else to do. [I have no life]. I mostly look for [abandoned] airports.
juvenoia
The fear one generation of adults holds towards the younger [generations] succeeding them. Often times coincides with the inability to [recall] one’s own childhood and use this as perspective when formulating opinions about “today’s” youth.
The feelin…
unforch
[Short] for [unfortunately]
Big brain
When you [do something] smart for once in your life. [overcome] a problem with a good [solution]
Cape
When someone is protecting, [covering] [for or] being a “[hero]” for another person.
pajama rich
The state of being exceedingly wealthy to the point where one forgoes usual attire for [pajamas].
The phrase is attributable to the [Sports Guy], Bill [Simmons], as he included it in an article on ESPN.com, though it is often incorrectly traced to Kan…
Beyhive
The Beyhive is Beyoncé’s fan base. These fans are dedicated to Beyoncé no matter what she does. The Beyhive likes to refer to Beyoncé as their Queen Bey. The [Beyhive’s] enemies are referred to as wasps (Beyoncé haters). Beyhive consists of both fans a…
Rolling coal
A large diesel truck equipped to blow large clouds of [black smoke] to signal a desire for [deep anal] [fisting]
nakey
[Chilling] without any clothes on. Being able to live [freely] wihout clothes and the pressure of others to put some on. Having the confidence and deisre to show off your body no matter its shape or size. Living life the the [fullest].
lawyer’s lawyer
When the [crimes] you [commit] are so bad that your [lawyer] needs to get a lawyer.
late-stage capitalism
We have reached late-stage capitalism. This is the era where businesses, investors and even the layperson will try everything they possibly can to capitalize on literally anything and every situation. The increasingly diverse stock industry and the boo…
It’s all gravy
Gravy is [a sauce] made from the juices of meat or vegetables and enhances the flavour of a meal. In poorer times, to have gravy on your meal is a sign that you have sufficient meat and vegetables to make such a nice meal. Hence the phrase “on [the gra…
prepper
Someone who focuses on preparedness, generally for various worst-case scenarios like [peak oil] or [armageddon]. Sometimes used to avoid the more loaded term [survivalist].
Soulslike
A game that features elements similar to the game [Dark Souls].
e.g. skill based, [steep] difficulty, focus on [bosses], punishing deaths, rich enviroment.
Unfuckwithable
(adj.) When you are truly at [peace] and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bothers you, and no [negativity] or drama can [touch you].
recession dating
When you go out on a date with someone you’re [not interested] in to get [a free] meal due to the state of [the economy].
don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining
something you say when someone [lies] to you, [cheats] [on you], betrays you