rainbow capitalism
when big [corporations] pretend to support [gay people] and [trans] people but they actually just want more people to buy their stuff
Green m&m
the hottest, most fuckable, fattest [pussy lip] owning candy out there. she has huge dominatrix vibes and won’t hesitate to pull the strap out to spice things up. the green [m&m], the hottest m&m, has been our [sexual awakening] and we don’t even know …
permabear
A permabear is somebody who is ALWAYS negative about the future [direction] of the markets and [economy] in general, no matter what.
Opposite of [permabull]
Thoughts and prayers
I couldn’t [care] [less] (but one [must] keep up appearances, right?)
piece of piss
A [task] that is considered [easy]. Generally this term is used [in Australia].
Pussy stick
[Another word] for a [vape pen].
stitious
When you are not fully [superstitious]. If you’re [just a little] superstitious you’re [merely] stitious.
stitious
When you are not fully [superstitious]. If you’re [just a little] superstitious you’re [merely] stitious.
porky pies
[Cockney] [slang] for “[lies]”
Okie Doke
To fool or deceive someone in a particularly sly or clever manner, possibly leaving the victim with the feeling of being cheated or taken advantage of. Examples: Hidden [ball trick] in baseball, Fumblerooskie in football. Using [loaded dice]. A [Ponzi …
Covid Dutch Oven
Burping with your COVID-19 [mask on] and smelling your own breath. Requiring you to [marinate] in your [burp juice].
spite store
When a place of business [angers] you, so you open a [competing] store [out of spite].
hellaciously
When it’s not [just] [crazy] its [HELLA] crazy.
Dracula Sneeze
[Dracula sneeze]
“Covering one’s mouth with the [crook] of one’s elbow when sneezing, seen as similar to popular portrayals of [the vampire] Dracula, in which he hides the lower half of his face with a cape.”
Farmyard Tennis
Two people [ass to ass], passing [an egg] back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting [egg].
Singleish
I [philosophy]/lifestyle on love and relationships in which one remains single in the sense of not entering any kind of [committed relationship] but continues to date and enjoy non-platonical relationships with not intentions to start one. They [do not…
Toilet Read
A Toilet Read is [a book] or [magazine] that stays in the bathroom/[toilet area] and is read when one is sitting on the toilet.
The Great Resignation
The Great Resignation is a phenomenon that describes record numbers of people leaving their jobs during the COVID-19 pandemic in 2021, often with no [prospects] lined up.
Associated with the trend is the [anti-work] movement (created in 2013) and the …
Kodak courage
An extra dose of courage and the tendency to go beyond one’s usual physical limits when being filmed or photographed (from [action sports] such as skateboarding, [snowboarding], and [extreme skiing]).
Sunday Scaries
The feeling you have after a long week of work followed by a Saturday full of [binge drinking], when Sunday hits you question your entire existence. Typically characterized by [laying in bed] all day and both regretting past decisions and questioning y…
Urban dictionary mods
Evil. Pure and utter evil.
[Opinionated] and [devilish] who devide [whats what] and what goes on and off the website