No fry zone
One [quarter mile] on each side of the exit from [MacDonalds] drive through. Dangerous since exiting drivers are [digging in] the bag for their fries and not paying attention to the road.
Russian warship… Go fuck yourself
-Brave unknown Ukrainian Soldier circa [February 24th], 2022
Is a declarative statement made that basically says “Come get some” in the certainty of impending doom. Made by those that wish to display style and [gravitas] in the face of death all while…
A nice surprise
You never know what you have until you give it a rinse.
maidenless
Term originated from the [2022] fromsoftware title else [ring]. Typically used to call someone [a virgin] or single.
knurd
“The opposite of being drunk, its as sober as you can ever be. It strips away all [the illusion], all the comforting pink [fog] in which people normally spend their lives, and lets them see and think clearly for the first time ever. Then, after they’ve…
wook
[Half-cocked] former middle-class dude who was a stoner in high school, discovered shrooms at a camping festival in college and has since decided to live as a nearly homeless walking tarot card. Like if The Fool jumped off the cliff and landed in a [mu…
AAAAA
American [Association] for the Abolition of [Acronyms] and [Abbreviations]
putinism
noun: a bold faced lie so audaciously transparent that it defies all conceivable logic. A lie [ardently] defended even when the liar knows that the person being told the lie [knows it’s] a lie and that that person knows that he knows. Derived from the…
hexting
Leaving text messages [hoping] something bad happens to someone, like a [hex] or a [curse].
wooder
[The philadelphian’s] [pronounciation] of the word [water]
Bank’s Closed
A slang from the 1920’s, meaning “sorry [babe], no kissing/[making out] now”.
Often said if not appropriate [at the moment].
Armchair General
That one dipshit on reddit that always comments on military related threads acting like they know what they are talking about because they watched [Top Gun], played Call Of Duty 4 and [War Thunder]. Usually bashing the [F-35].
homeopathic beer
This is a [synonym] for light ([lite]) beer; [essentially] a watered-down, unsubstantial beer.
comfort room
The term used to describe a [public toilet] in [the Philippines]. It is also simply referred to as the [CR].
SUSFU
[Situation] Unchanged, [Still] F**[ked] Up
Himbo
Think bimbo, but actually better.
He’s a little slow, but he’s trying his best. Big, [beefy], almost always has a nice ass and drinks [respect women juice]. Most of the time the only thing playing in his brain is [elevator music].
Just don’t make him …
the fuckening
When your day is going too well and you don’t [trust] it and [some shit] [finally] goes down
n/a
n/a stands for non [applicable]. It is [the professional]/simple way to tell someone you don’t give a shit to write down your information. It can be [handy] when filling out forms.
Goblin Mode
A variation of the [cowgirl] sexual position in which the person on top has their hands and feet planted onto the other person. Also often involves [grunting] and occasionally [manic] laughing.
buy-curious
A person who is just looking around and [may or may not be] [interested] in buying something from a store.
As used on [Arrested Development].