Finds made into Art
Master printmaker and inventor of the stretchy-etching, Margaret Craig, has turned several of my metal detecting finds into small sculptures.
Ruh Roh
Ruh Roh was originally one of [the many] iconic [Scooby-Doo] sayings but has been turned into a phrase used at times of wrongdoing or mistake to make people laugh or lighten [the mood].
lowbie
Used as a term for a [low] [level] character in [MMORPGs]
energy vampire
A person who boosts his own [energy] by taking energy from others by means of an [argument], belittlement, [criticism] or other one-sided conversation.
eat more possum
[Southern slang] for just sucking it up and [dealing] with a [bad situation].
gtgtas
[Got to go] take a shit
Used when texting someone when in [a rush] to the [porcelain pony].
Schrödingers Queer
When a character or person is neither [confirmed], nor [denied] to be straight. Usually, this is said in response to a [homophobic] comment such as “This character isn’t gay”.
A Schrodingers Queer is both gay, straight, or something else till it is con…
armpit sex
A sexual act where a male repeatedly slides his penis under a female’s (or male’s) armpit as an alternative to penis to vag intercourse*.
[Armpit sex] may also be referred to as [armpit fucking], pit fucking, putting one’s dick in a [headlock], or the…
waze train
When you’re using [Waze] in a city and you realize [you’re in] a line of cars all making the same weird turns [over and over] together.
cornobble
To [smack] [somebody] with [a fish].
Truss
To Truss something up
Named after [UK’s] shortest PM [Liz Truss], who [trussed up] the economy with her trussonomics
chili head
1. A person who gets a high from [chilis], especially really [hot ones].
2. To eat a [spicy pepper] then perform oral sex.
divorceary
[The anniversary] of a [divorce].
skeleton on the gelatin
[October’s] “[elf on the shelf]”.
A bowl of [gelatin] is left around the house that a small skeleton rests on top of. The skeleton watches children and, if they’re bad, comes to life and haunts them until after Halloween.
Color of gelatin does not ma…
skeleton on the gelatin
[October’s] “[elf on the shelf]”.
A bowl of [gelatin] is left around the house that a small skeleton rests on top of. The skeleton watches children and, if they’re bad, comes to life and haunts them until after Halloween.
Color of gelatin does not ma…
greenwashing
when companies [pretend] to be [environmentally friendly] when [in fact] they are not.
damet garm
[Damet garm] means to have “warm breath” or be alive. Mehdi Akhavan Sales (OMID) used this expression in poetry, specifically in “Zemestan,” when he said “[damet garm] o [saret] [khosh] bad.” It is good for your dam (breath) to be garm (warm) because i…
Student Loan
n – A mystical [transaction] in which a student and/or parent subjects themselves to [financial slavery] ([indentured servitude]) for the foreseeable future.
Three-Minute Rule
In [Psychology], any new [acquaintance] [that sucks] in the first three minutes will suck forever.
Shit’s Creek
To be up “Shit’s Creek” is to be in serious or complex trouble, such as to (literally) be “[up a creek without a paddle].” It is synonymous with Urban Dictionary’s expression “[Shit Street]” and is possibly its [antecedent].