smilence
Smile and keep [silence]. Used when you know [the answer], but [do not want] to say it or there is some force stop you from telling it out.
Ah shit, Here we go again
When its [that time] and you know [your in] [for it].
Florida Man
A [key word] used a lot to describe all the weird news stories about random Floridians committing weird and [dumb crimes], due to the state law regarding freedom of press about the fact that every police or court case must be public. Most of these weir…
schlep
A long and [tiresome] walk.
[Origin]: [Yiddish].
Cuck chair
That single [chair] in a [hotel room] that’s always somehow [facing] the bed.
decorative gourd
THE most useless thing known [to man]. have you even heard of a decorative gourd? [bet] you haven’t. bet you have seen one. [but why] do they exist.
Zugzwang
German word for “[compulsion] to move.” Zugzwang is a term used in [chess] when [it’s your] turn to move a piece, but regardless of where you move, you will be at a disadvantage. In other words Zugzwang is when you need to move, but you don’t want to b…
Gashte Ershad
A specific kind of police force in [Iran] that roughly translates to “[morality] police”. They are corrupt to the core and should not exist. The term can also be used as a curse word since they are all nasty [little shits].
sext-husband
A [husband] that was [divorced] because they got caught [sexting] another person.
Federize
To completely [dominate] another player in any sport or game, particularly in tennis. Originates from [Roger Federer], [the master] of Federization
Gomad
1. Am acronym for “gallon of milk a day”. A method used by practitioners of [bodybuilding] to put on significant amounts of muscle by consuming a gallon of milk, every single day.
Frequently used in a [facetious] manner, denoting the ridiculous lengths…
the mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress
The worst kept secret in American [entertainment] – be it film, stage or television : be a woman, be an actor and turn [40] years old, and your career is effectively over. [You’re done].
urge surfing
Or [riding the wave]. Knowing your feelings will pass … ride [the wave] without judging , usually goes on within ourselves when a “[trigger] event “ happens
potaint
This refers to the [soft] and [sensitive] part of [a potato]
Mourn Hub
A [nickname] for a [funeral home]
mourny
[The feeling] of extreme [horniness] during times of great [emotional] pain.
wooden onesie
a term originated from [Ireland] used to [define] [a coffin]
covid virgin
A term coined in 2021 by Dr. Sam [Fawaz] to describe a person who has had neither [the covid-19] virus nor any [vaccine] for said virus
chardonnay mom
Soccer mom who is always [swilling] white wine at [Bridge Club], [Garden Club], Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. Chardonnay moms may be observed giggling, gossiping, or making ill-timed pa…
Blursday
[The day] you are presently [living] but have [no idea] what day it actually is.
good clean fun!
Usually refers to activities that are [rated] for [all audiences] and does not involve any of [the following]: sex, drugs, alcohol