This you?
A [rhetorical question] asked, usually on social media, to embarrass them with any online content from their past if they ever [contradict] themselves or have a very [unpopular opinion].
Pity potty
Sitting on a [pity potty] is a more solitary exercise than going to a pity party, but both describe feeling sorry for one-self.
While sitting on the [pity pot], the victim bemoans his or her own fate, usually only making comparisons with those more fo…
Dark Brandon
A play on the term “[let’s go Brandon]”. Dark Brandon is a persona given to [46th president] Joe Biden. Dark Brandon is normally classified as a more politically aggressive biden, [taking action] against opponents rather than his common calls for unity…
FOBI
Fear of Being [Involved]/[Included]/[Invited]
text man
a man that you only text. you don’t go on dates with them or hook up with them, just have [casual] conversations until [one of you] gets bored and [ghosts].
second breakfast
[invented] by [hobbits], second [breakfast] is breakfast all over again
munch
A [low-pressure], [social gathering] at a restaurant or pub for people into BDSM. Particularly intended for people new to the scene who might be [intimidated] by a play party
Found Family
A [trope] common in fiction and fanfiction. It is the phenomenon where a group of people come to love each other like family, even through (and because) they aren’t biologically related. The LGBTQ+ community in particular tends to favor this trope beca…
Found Family
A [trope] common in fiction and fanfiction. It is the phenomenon where a group of people come to love each other like family, even through (and because) they aren’t biologically related. The LGBTQ+ community in particular tends to favor this trope beca…
Douchergheist
(Noun) A [spirit] that embodies pure [douche] like behavior that can possess [one or more] people in an administrative setting.
sweet nothing
a sweet nothing is a complementary statement with no real substance, usually whispered into the [ear] of a [significant other].
Most likely invented by [the French]…
splooting
When a dog lays of their stomach with their [hind legs] behind them. While this may seem [trivial] it is the most effective way, known by man, to [assert dominance].
pump cover
A [pump] cover is gym slang for [sweatshirt]. It is called a pump cover because it hides your pump as you [workout].
Quiet quit
When physically, you still [turn up] to work but mentally, you check out and do the absolute [bare minimum] to [get by].
Cockwomble
A completely [useless person] that [spouts] [constant] bullshit
eighth grade syndrome
1. [A time] in life everyone tries to forget. It usually involves acting totally different than you actually are. Sometimes people think they have [superpowers] or think that they are super cool. No matter what case of [8th grade syndrome] it is, peopl…
Peak times
A phrase used in London by teenagers, basically when things are going really bad, or if [something’s] really annoyed someone, etc. Usually used like “[good times]” and “[bad times]” are.
The word “Peak” can also be used to describe something bad or sh…
google earthing
What [I do] when I have nothing else to do. [I have no life]. I mostly look for [abandoned] airports.
juvenoia
The fear one generation of adults holds towards the younger [generations] succeeding them. Often times coincides with the inability to [recall] one’s own childhood and use this as perspective when formulating opinions about “today’s” youth.
The feelin…
unforch
[Short] for [unfortunately]
Big brain
When you [do something] smart for once in your life. [overcome] a problem with a good [solution]