Vabbing
When [a women] sticks her fingers in her vagina and puts the [juices] behind her ears to attract men and [get laid].
Soft Life
Opposite of [hard life].
Where you make decisions that leave you feeling stress free and vibrating higher.
Less about wealth (though it helps) and more about making good choices.
– ordering an Uber to your [devil dick] appointment instead of taking …
Them’s the breaks
American/Australian slang. Possibly short for “that is the breakdown”. It means “that’s just how it is” or “that’s how [the cookie] [crumbles]”.
Sometimes rendered as “[dems]…”, “those…”, etc.
British Exit
The opposite of an Irish Goodbye, the British Exit is a [departure] from a party that is specifically designed to be as harmful to everyone involved as possible. This can include [verbal abuse], extensive damage, loud refusals to pay for anything, and …
Scromiting
[The act] of [screaming] up [vomit].
AmeriKKKa
[Cynical] corruption of “America” (as in [United States of America]) especially as relevant to the worst [deeds] and attitudes of its government; used by citizens of the country and others alike.
LGBTQ
A [delicious sandwich] containing Lettuce, [guacamole], bacon,tomato, and [quantum physics].
morning constitutional
While most might think of a [early morning] walk when hearing this term, the term morning constitutional can also be used to [define] what happens when someone has to take a early morning [bowel movement].
My brother in Christ
what you [call] someone before you call them out on their [problems]/[hypocrisy]