Soulslike
A game that features elements similar to the game [Dark Souls].
e.g. skill based, [steep] difficulty, focus on [bosses], punishing deaths, rich enviroment.
Unfuckwithable
(adj.) When you are truly at [peace] and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bothers you, and no [negativity] or drama can [touch you].
recession dating
When you go out on a date with someone you’re [not interested] in to get [a free] meal due to the state of [the economy].
don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining
something you say when someone [lies] to you, [cheats] [on you], betrays you
In the near future
A phrase often described to something that will be done within a short time, the near. [Nobody knows] how long the near future is, its a [mystery]. It is often used to shut people [the fuck up] when they will ask when something will be done.
lightbulb tan
A [lightbulb] tan is a tan gained from spending lots of time under a lightbulb. It usually results in people who are abnormally white. People who have lightbulb [tans] live in places that are in the middle of nowhere, are usually completely antisocial,…
passenger princess
A pretty girl that has no other job but to look pretty in the [passenger] [seat] while her [sneaky link]/boyfriend/significant other drives.
bald by choice
A gentleman who has chosen to avoid [hair loss] or [premature] [balding]. He has shaved his head and keeps it that way, maintaining that look.
the rent is too damn high
On October 18th, 2010, [Jimmy McMillan] debated on behalf of the “[The Rent Is Too Damn High]” party in the [gubernatorial] debate in NY.
His aim is to provide support to people who have lost jobs, help put a roof over their heads, and allow them to f…
shit shower shave
Shit, shower, and shave (the British military called it “[ablutions]”) was a phrase that originated in [WWI], where the US military tried to “train” soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to no…
Rawdogging life
When you [live your life] without [drugs], [medication], etc.
cold shower taker
a man that is a chad of the highest caliber listens to the [metal gear rising] [revengance] sound track while in the shower fights off his [inner demons] doesn’t know what hentai is
Cardboardeaux
The [classy] [term] for [boxed wine]
have a cow
A frequent utterance of Bart Simpson, “[Don’t have a cow]” dismisses the other person’s feelings as overreactive to the situation. The person who expresses anger, shock, disgust, or any of several other negative feelings towards an action or person is…
scottish slang
Scotland is like a completely different part of the universe. although our native language is English 88% of people that live in Scotland speak slang. like if the English were to say a word, we’d make up something completely different but meaning the s…
Leaf Blower
Person who’s sole purpose is to make their mess the problem of other people.
Derivation: [Leaf] [blowers] blow mess out of the property into streets and lawns of other people and don’t remove the mess, but just [relocate] it.
No juul july
For the whole month of [july] [boys and girls] can not hit their [juuls]
psychonaut
An explorer of one’s own mind. A psychonaut often embarks on inner voyages with the aid of psychoactive substances, meditation, [sensory deprivation], [binaural] beats, and other means. Most commonly, one who experiments with psychedelic substances, su…
bureaucrastasy
The [transient] feeling of [ecstasy] derived from finally overcoming the obstacles [put in] your way by bureaucrats – which only lasts until you think about how much of your time & money they’ve wasted.
Hoochie Daddy Shorts
Shorts worn by a man that the equivalent of “[Daisy Dukes]” on a woman. Usually, these shorts are cut above [the knee], generally mid-thigh, and fit tight around the [buttocks].
Tikbait
Something used as [clickbait] in a video on the popular [social media platform], TikTok. Popular “[tikbait]” imagery include expensive things, food, the female body, and numerous others.