hose sniffer
A person who; 1. Hangs around [firefighters] with the intent of [satisfing] personal relationship disires. 2. Hangs around firefighters, firestations, or fire scenes due to fasination with/ desire to be a [firefighter].
No fry zone
One [quarter mile] on each side of the exit from [MacDonalds] drive through. Dangerous since exiting drivers are [digging in] the bag for their fries and not paying attention to the road.
Russian warship… Go fuck yourself
-Brave unknown Ukrainian Soldier circa [February 24th], 2022
Is a declarative statement made that basically says “Come get some” in the certainty of impending doom. Made by those that wish to display style and [gravitas] in the face of death all while…
A nice surprise
You never know what you have until you give it a rinse.
maidenless
Term originated from the [2022] fromsoftware title else [ring]. Typically used to call someone [a virgin] or single.
knurd
“The opposite of being drunk, its as sober as you can ever be. It strips away all [the illusion], all the comforting pink [fog] in which people normally spend their lives, and lets them see and think clearly for the first time ever. Then, after they’ve…
wook
[Half-cocked] former middle-class dude who was a stoner in high school, discovered shrooms at a camping festival in college and has since decided to live as a nearly homeless walking tarot card. Like if The Fool jumped off the cliff and landed in a [mu…
AAAAA
American [Association] for the Abolition of [Acronyms] and [Abbreviations]
putinism
noun: a bold faced lie so audaciously transparent that it defies all conceivable logic. A lie [ardently] defended even when the liar knows that the person being told the lie [knows it’s] a lie and that that person knows that he knows. Derived from the…
hexting
Leaving text messages [hoping] something bad happens to someone, like a [hex] or a [curse].
wooder
[The philadelphian’s] [pronounciation] of the word [water]