ear hustler
One who listens in on others without [getting caught]. A true ear hustler does not let everyone [know that] he has heard what he heard, and retains the information for [future references].
Celebrity Free Pass
A [celebrity free pass] is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot [get mad] at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that thi…
I kid you not
this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I [vouch] for the [veracity] of this statement
A common utterance [among guys] who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)
synonym: I swear to God.
wife guy
A man who takes any [opportunity] to mention his [wife] in an admiring [manner].
It’s the _ for me
[A social] [media] term referring to a [feature] about something or someone that stands out about them.
Awooga
[Humina humina] [humina], *eyes pop out*, NOW THATS A [DAME].
griefcase
the feelings you have about your past and the things that have happened to you, which often have a [negative] [effect] on your [behaviour] and attitude
nightluxe
An [aesthetic] involving [the big city], penthouses and life in [luxury]
Smoking Google
A term used to describe incriminating evidence found on one’s computer relating this person to a serious crime. More specifically, suspicious searches conducted on Google only a few days prior to a crime.
For example, if a man was murdered by his wife…
Chapulling
Chapulling is a newly-coined word derived from the 2013 protests in Turkey after the Prime Minister [Erdogan’s] speech. As you probably already know, PM [Erdogan] has called pro-democratic peaceful protesters a bunch of “çapulcu” (normally means “[loot…
Freelance Mascot
A [fun] [way to say] [furry]!
boatlick
To gain a large sum of money. This phrase is used by the guy from the, “Is this impostor from among us!?” meme. To [hit a lick] is to gain a large sum of money so hitting a boatlick is to hit a sizable [lick that] is larger than average. For example, […
Zhuzh
A word [Claire] totally made up. She likes to make up words. She claims that is means to [ruffle] a shirt or outfit, but that makes no sense and doesn’t need its own word. She’s a mess and needs to use real words like [a normal person].
Discourse
Discourse is when there’s a [meltdown], a bad take being rted, a good take being debated for no [goddamned] reason, a new trend or [template] that has caught everyone
Friday Eve
An [optimistic] way to name the day normally called [Thursday]. Also signifies the official beginning of the weekend. Important concept for the average [worker].
Big Dick Energy
The loud and boisterous energy emitted by someone who has a colossal phallus and doesn’t have to tell anyone about it. The energy speaks for itself. [The Big Dick] tells it’s own story. Everyone strives for [big dick energy]. Only few possess such a gi…
NIMBY
Not In My BackYard: a person who opposes particular construction or projects in their community. Particularly prominent in New York City.
Good [NIMBYism]: Jane Jacobs opposing the construction of the Lower Manhattan Expressway, which would have evisc…
elephant shoe
I remember this from [kidhood]. If you mouth the words elephant shoe at someone then it looks like you’re [mouthing] “i love you”. [bless].
morning deflation
When you wake up and start [deflating] after a nice [long night] of building up gas throughout your [digestive system].
Craic
Irish word for fun/enjoyment that has been brought into the English language. usu. when mixed with alcohol and/or music.
‘Bhi [craic] [agus] ceol againn’ : We had fun and music.
Fun doesn’t really cut it though. General banter, [good times had by all…
whataboutism
When you deflect [criticism] by pointing out flaws in your opponent, specifically using the phrase “what about x?” This is an attempt to [excuse you] from changing you behavior by painting your opponent as a [hypocrite].