Bank’s Closed
A slang from the 1920’s, meaning “sorry [babe], no kissing/[making out] now”.
Often said if not appropriate [at the moment].
Armchair General
That one dipshit on reddit that always comments on military related threads acting like they know what they are talking about because they watched [Top Gun], played Call Of Duty 4 and [War Thunder]. Usually bashing the [F-35].
homeopathic beer
This is a [synonym] for light ([lite]) beer; [essentially] a watered-down, unsubstantial beer.
comfort room
The term used to describe a [public toilet] in [the Philippines]. It is also simply referred to as the [CR].
SUSFU
[Situation] Unchanged, [Still] F**[ked] Up
Himbo
Think bimbo, but actually better.
He’s a little slow, but he’s trying his best. Big, [beefy], almost always has a nice ass and drinks [respect women juice]. Most of the time the only thing playing in his brain is [elevator music].
Just don’t make him …
the fuckening
When your day is going too well and you don’t [trust] it and [some shit] [finally] goes down
n/a
n/a stands for non [applicable]. It is [the professional]/simple way to tell someone you don’t give a shit to write down your information. It can be [handy] when filling out forms.
Goblin Mode
A variation of the [cowgirl] sexual position in which the person on top has their hands and feet planted onto the other person. Also often involves [grunting] and occasionally [manic] laughing.
buy-curious
A person who is just looking around and [may or may not be] [interested] in buying something from a store.
As used on [Arrested Development].
Metamate
Someone who lost [26]% of their [compensation] in one day [but still] works hard to make their boss rich one day again
Flop Era
[Word that] describes [your life] when its [falling apart]
dinobabies
Older workers in the [tech] industry, [formerly] known as [boomers].
love puff
A [silent fart] released whilst in bed with your partner, that you were hoping wouldn’t smell, but does. By [calling it] a ‘love puff’, you hope to maintain some level of cuteness and overcome [the curse] of the bad smell that threatens to ruin an othe…
party foul
Something [socially unacceptable] [done in] a social [gathering].
Skinship
In Korea, the term “[skinship]” is used to describe the act of intimate, non-sexual touching between very close (Usually same-sex, but can include both genders.) [platonic friends]. It involves acts such as holding hands/arms, hugging, and kissing on t…
Green and brown m&m
Its a [way] of [saying] someone is a [lesbian]
farm emo
[country music]
brochet
Activity in which bros gather around and [crochet]. Usually only occurs in the latter stages of the [bromance]. It’s a [pretty chill] thing to do.
I like the cut of your Jib
a far classier version of “[i like your style]”, originally used by pirates in the 17th century the expression refers to the forward sail on most ships. The course and speed of a ship is determined by [the cut] of the ships [jib] so saying that you lik…