Reverse Midas Touch
[Talent] for turning anything you [touch] [to shit]
corpocracy
While [by law] the U.S. is a republic, the government is actually a [Corpocracy] – democracy by the corporations. Corporations vote by paying politicians and political parties to put forward their agenda. The term is also endearing because of the simil…
premad
Of, and, or relating to [becoming] [angry] before having sound [reason] to do so.
outwordle
While playing the online game [Wordle], when a friend, family member — anyone, really — guesses [the day’s] word in [fewer] tries than you.
rainbow capitalism
when big [corporations] pretend to support [gay people] and [trans] people but they actually just want more people to buy their stuff
Green m&m
the hottest, most fuckable, fattest [pussy lip] owning candy out there. she has huge dominatrix vibes and won’t hesitate to pull the strap out to spice things up. the green [m&m], the hottest m&m, has been our [sexual awakening] and we don’t even know …
permabear
A permabear is somebody who is ALWAYS negative about the future [direction] of the markets and [economy] in general, no matter what.
Opposite of [permabull]
Thoughts and prayers
I couldn’t [care] [less] (but one [must] keep up appearances, right?)
piece of piss
A [task] that is considered [easy]. Generally this term is used [in Australia].
Pussy stick
[Another word] for a [vape pen].
stitious
When you are not fully [superstitious]. If you’re [just a little] superstitious you’re [merely] stitious.
stitious
When you are not fully [superstitious]. If you’re [just a little] superstitious you’re [merely] stitious.
porky pies
[Cockney] [slang] for “[lies]”
Okie Doke
To fool or deceive someone in a particularly sly or clever manner, possibly leaving the victim with the feeling of being cheated or taken advantage of. Examples: Hidden [ball trick] in baseball, Fumblerooskie in football. Using [loaded dice]. A [Ponzi …
Covid Dutch Oven
Burping with your COVID-19 [mask on] and smelling your own breath. Requiring you to [marinate] in your [burp juice].
spite store
When a place of business [angers] you, so you open a [competing] store [out of spite].
hellaciously
When it’s not [just] [crazy] its [HELLA] crazy.
Dracula Sneeze
[Dracula sneeze]
“Covering one’s mouth with the [crook] of one’s elbow when sneezing, seen as similar to popular portrayals of [the vampire] Dracula, in which he hides the lower half of his face with a cape.”
Farmyard Tennis
Two people [ass to ass], passing [an egg] back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting [egg].
Singleish
I [philosophy]/lifestyle on love and relationships in which one remains single in the sense of not entering any kind of [committed relationship] but continues to date and enjoy non-platonical relationships with not intentions to start one. They [do not…
Toilet Read
A Toilet Read is [a book] or [magazine] that stays in the bathroom/[toilet area] and is read when one is sitting on the toilet.