Ammo cache
This is what happens when a whole mess of bullets is buried in tin cans.
vacation dick
A dick that’s [too big] to [take on] a daily basis, but makes for good [vacation sex]. Bigger than a boyfriend dick.
4 corner kiss
Also can be known as a [compass] kiss North (forehead), East (right cheek), South (chin), west (left cheek) is when you kiss all four “corners” of the face. It is usually placed [on the Forehead], cheeks and chin. It doesn’t have to be limited to just…
lagom
A Swedish word that describes an amount. It originates from the vikings. If they only had [one cup] to drink beer from, it was passed around the table, and each person should only drink an amount that made sure everybody would get some ([Laget] om = Fo…
Charge it
A [shorter] version of the phrase ‘charge it to the game’
To just [accept] what has happened and [move on].
lagom
[Lagom] is a [swedish] term meaning “just about enough but [not too much]”. Efor yourself but so that there are still enough for others.
Cornucopulate
[The greasy], [sluggish] [lovemaking] that happens on Thanksgiving.
yes chef
responding to a person telling you [what to do], [explaining] that you [will do] it.
Bandwagon Fan
Anyone who claims they are a “fan” of a particular sports team, even though they had no [prior] support for/interest in [the team] until that team started winning. These types of fans only show playoff interest, have probably never watched a regular se…
filler episode
[A day] where nothing [special] or exciting is [happening].
Cling man
A [wing man] that [sticks] around when his services are no [longer] needed.
failwhale
The image of a whale being carried by a number of birds that appears when the Twitter website is [overloaded] or has failed. [Failwhale] appears to now have his/her own [fanclub].
Word origin: from fail + whale (probably for rhyming purposes).
Kissing the homies goodnight
It’s when you kiss one of your homies [goodnight] but like it’s [not gay] cause y’all are [just homies].
nah
Used when “no” is too [formal], and “nope” is too [casual].
[If it’s] ever capitilized, you’re using it wrong.
ticketbastard
another word for [ticketmaster].
a [monopoly] that is in [the ticket] selling and distribution business.
also see bastard.
🙃
1. You’re hiding your pain behind a smile
2. [Representing] a sense [silliness] or goofiness
3. Used as an [ambiguous] emotion, such as joking or sarcasm
Real one
Someone who is blunt,
Someone that keeps it true to [whomever] they keeping around,
[Being 100] ,
Someone who is [a solid] individual,
Someone who is dedicated and loyal
walking children in nature
A phrase coined by [Rupaul’s Drag Race] contestant [TaMMie] Brown during Season 1’s [reunion] episode. Turn off your goddamn computer and go walk children in nature.
Friendscort
A completely [platonic relationship] defined by the act of accompanying another in a dangerous or awkward situation. It is a combination of the words friend and escort. It was originally used by [improv] actors in St. Louis, Missouri to indicate an int…
stealth parody
A [Stealth Parody] is parody that comes across and purports itself to be the the real thing, often the proprietors of a self parody website or group will flat out deny that they are in fact a parody.
Stealth Parodies are often created by people with c…
feck
1. It was originally a slang term used in Ireland to [mean either] a) “to steal” or b) “to throw”.
2. It’s also used as a pretty mild swear word in Ireland.
It’s used a) to express that [you’re pissed] off or b) to describe somebody who pissed you o…