TSIF
That Shit Is Fucked
Guy 1 : Gawd Damn this is some good ass ice cream.
Guy 2 : Let me get a lick of that shit dawg.
Guy 1 : TSIF
Guy 2 : Come on, you know I’m straight busted till the furst of da Month.
enby
Pronounced (EHN-bee)
Based off of the shortening of “non-binary”, N.B.
A term used by the non-binary/genderqueer community as an alternative to girl/boy.
Are they a girl or a boy?
Neither, they’re an enby!
porn virus
A porn virus is a concept made up by males that means the reason there is porn all over one’s computer is because they got a virus.
100% of the time it is used as a scapegoat since the real reason there is porn on one’s computer is due to the fact that the user voluntarily looked it up.
Thankfully, such viruses do exist, and have therefore saved countless asses of boys and men alike from pissed off parents, girlfriends, or wives who find porn on their computers.
Pissed off mother: Johnny, why is there porn on your computer?!
Johnny: It was a porn virus, I swear!
Pissed off Girlfriend: You’ve been looking up porn! Am I not good enough for you or something?!
Boyfriend: OH NO, I’ve been targeted with a porn virus like all my friends!
porn virus
A porn virus is a concept made up by males that means the reason there is porn all over one’s computer is because they got a virus.
100% of the time it is used as a scapegoat since the real reason there is porn on one’s computer is due to the fact that the user voluntarily looked it up.
Thankfully, such viruses do exist, and have therefore saved countless asses of boys and men alike from pissed off parents, girlfriends, or wives who find porn on their computers.
Pissed off mother: Johnny, why is there porn on your computer?!
Johnny: It was a porn virus, I swear!
Pissed off Girlfriend: You’ve been looking up porn! Am I not good enough for you or something?!
Boyfriend: OH NO, I’ve been targeted with a porn virus like all my friends!
rat-licker
A person who refuses to wear a mask, or take any of the basic precautions to help society prevent an air born illness during an epidemic.( In reference to the bubonic plague being spread by rats. )
I went to the mall for some new underwear, but had…
rat-licker
A person who refuses to wear a mask, or take any of the basic precautions to help society prevent an air born illness during an epidemic.( In reference to the bubonic plague being spread by rats. )
I went to the mall for some new underwear, but had…
WAP
Wet Ass Pussy
You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.
You can look at her face and tell she ain’t got that WAP.
Strip Jenga
A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge…
Clock Method
A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
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Celebrity Free Pass
A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this p…
lickable clink
A clink on a webpage that you can lick.
ie a spoonerism of clickable link
For more info there’s a lickable clink in the description
lickable clink
A clink on a webpage that you can lick.
ie a spoonerism of clickable link
For more info there’s a lickable clink in the description
brain bleach
Man’s greatest invention, brain bleach removes bad memories and general DO NOT WANT moments. Every household should have a few gallons.
1: Dude, I just walked in on my parents.
2: Have some Brain Bleach!
Amazheimer’s
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer’s must be acting up again.
Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer’s is getting out of control.
Person 2: It’s OK, I have Prime.
Amazheimer’s
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer’s must be acting up again.
Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer’s is getting out of control.
Person 2: It’s OK, I have Prime.
Simp
Someone who does way too much for a person they like
Brian shu the simp: I bought her a car and a whole ass house and we not even dating!
Nathan the pimp: U a simp.
hits different
to listen or experience something that conveys a different emotion or feeling than when previously experienced. this new feeling is typically significantly worse or better after new information is discovered.
i love michael jackson, but this song h…
hits different
to listen or experience something that conveys a different emotion or feeling than when previously experienced. this new feeling is typically significantly worse or better after new information is discovered.
i love michael jackson, but this song h…