hydt
How You Do That
” lil mama How You Do That ? ” ~ OHNO – HYDT’
Schrodingers asshole
A person who decides whether or not they’re full of shit by the reactions of those around them.
“That guy who posted ____ but said he was just trolling when no one agreed with him is totally a Schrodingers Asshole”
ball and socket
A ball and socket occurs when one bro goes in for the fist and the reciprocating bro acts as if he is gona bump too, but instead grabs the bros fist and shakes in a pivoting motion making for an awkward moment. Thus the ball and socket has been created.
Bro 1: Fuck yea! (Goes for the fist bump)
Bro 2: (secretly going in for the bro move with alterior motives, and grabs the fist and shakes)
Bro 1: awe shit man the ol’ Ball and Socket!
cowboyitis
/ˈkouˌboi’īdəs/
Noun
An intentional lack of regard for danger or negative consequences to strategically help yourself. Using cowboyitis is a cunning tactic to provide self gain.
Sales Work Environment:
Client is avoiding purchase a product
James (sales rep): Why is it you do not want to buy this product?
Clay (customer): Cuz’ man, this is expensive
James (now irritated after working with this client for 30 mins): Look man, this is the best of the best and there is no other place you can get this product. You either purchase it today or walk away and feel unsatisfied every time you look at women.
Clay (shocked but not offended): Ok you have a point, I’m not going to wait to make this purchase anymore. Ring me up
James completes the order and walks to Melissa, his sales manager.
Melissa: Give me a high five James, Great Job. That was pure Cowboyitis! Did not know you had that quality.
on the tether
On house arrest, usually with a tracking device around one’s ankle. Like a horse tethered to a post; you can’t go anywhere.
Nah, man, you gotta come over to chill. You know they got me on the tether n’ shit!
on the tether
On house arrest, usually with a tracking device around one’s ankle. Like a horse tethered to a post; you can’t go anywhere.
Nah, man, you gotta come over to chill. You know they got me on the tether n’ shit!
decoronafied
v. Soberor Someone or something that has been thoroughly disinfected.
I drank some coffee, Im good and decoronafied, can I have my keys?.Honest I can drive !
or Babe ! Im home! let me take a shower and get decoronafied so I can smash that !
decoronafied
v. Soberor Someone or something that has been thoroughly disinfected.
I drank some coffee, Im good and decoronafied, can I have my keys?.Honest I can drive !
or Babe ! Im home! let me take a shower and get decoronafied so I can smash that !
dead cat bounce
Investor slang; a brief recovery in the price of a falling stock. Term is derived from the idea that "even a dead cat will bounce if it falls from a great height."
I tried to buy GX on the dead cat bounce but got burned.
dead cat bounce
Investor slang; a brief recovery in the price of a falling stock. Term is derived from the idea that "even a dead cat will bounce if it falls from a great height."
I tried to buy GX on the dead cat bounce but got burned.
downshifters
People who had a good professional job and (usually) a house which had significantly increased in value – but then they realised that by selling the house and moving to another (usually rural, far cheaper) area of the country, they could ‘downshift’ their lives and yet still have a small fortune in the bank + less stress, less work, more time with the family, more money.
See also: downshifting.
I know a couple who downshifted from their £2.1m house in London. She was in teaching, he was an accountant. Now they run a great little art gallery during the summer in the wilds of the Derbyshire Peak District, and just make art and teach their kids for most of the year.”
downshifters
People who had a good professional job and (usually) a house which had significantly increased in value – but then they realised that by selling the house and moving to another (usually rural, far cheaper) area of the country, they could ‘downshift’ their lives and yet still have a small fortune in the bank + less stress, less work, more time with the family, more money.
See also: downshifting.
I know a couple who downshifted from their £2.1m house in London. She was in teaching, he was an accountant. Now they run a great little art gallery during the summer in the wilds of the Derbyshire Peak District, and just make art and teach their kids for most of the year.”
New normal
The current state of being after some dramatic change has transpired. What replaces the expected, usual, typical state after an event occurs. The new normal encourages one to deal with current situations rather than lamenting what could have been.
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