deck chairs
Aimlessly and hopelessly attempting to achieve a goal that is already lost.
Derives meaning from the phrase, "rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic."
"Mike is clearly going to fail his Criminal Law final. His studying is nothin…
fiddle while rome burns
To enjoy minor unimportant things while ignoring the crisis happening right now
Trump dancing to Sinatra while people rioted was like Nero playing a fiddle while rome burns.
fiddle while rome burns
To enjoy minor unimportant things while ignoring the crisis happening right now
Trump dancing to Sinatra while people rioted was like Nero playing a fiddle while rome burns.
Unchartered
Commonly misused in place of the word "uncharted" meaning unknown or unfamiliar. Thought to be derived from the idea that chartered vehicles only travel on known paths.
With this girl, everything below the waist was unchartered territory
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vibe check
A process by which a group or individual obtains a subjective assessment of the mental and emotional state of another person, place or thing. Not anchored in or limited to science, psychology or sociology. Grounded in a belief in pachouli, sage, or ka…
National Kiss Your Homies Day
On the day of April 13th, it is customary to kiss your homies to show them you love them.
You: Ay fam, it’s National Kiss Your Homies Day.
Your Homie: Say less.
*You and your homie kiss to celebrate*
National Kiss Your Homies Day
On the day of April 13th, it is customary to kiss your homies to show them you love them.
You: Ay fam, it’s National Kiss Your Homies Day.
Your Homie: Say less.
*You and your homie kiss to celebrate*
blerg
Most commonly used in the same context as “oh, damn”. Used to express frustration, anxiety, depression, etc. Ocasionally the second syllable is prolonged to demonstrate any emotion in an extreme fashion.
As an exclamation on it’s own: Instead of “I can’t believe I’m so stupid!”, just use “Blerg!”
blerg
Most commonly used in the same context as “oh, damn”. Used to express frustration, anxiety, depression, etc. Ocasionally the second syllable is prolonged to demonstrate any emotion in an extreme fashion.
As an exclamation on it’s own: Instead of “I can’t believe I’m so stupid!”, just use “Blerg!”
g pack
Slang term denoting 50 half gram vials of cut heroin, worth $1000 wholesale, or ~$20 each depending on purity and market demands.
When Cutty left prison, Barksdale lured him back in the drug game with a "g pack" instead of money as a welc…
g pack
Slang term denoting 50 half gram vials of cut heroin, worth $1000 wholesale, or ~$20 each depending on purity and market demands.
When Cutty left prison, Barksdale lured him back in the drug game with a "g pack" instead of money as a welc…
slam-clicker
People who upon checking into a hotel with others remain in their rooms instead of socializing. Used by airline crew to describe those who don’t go out.
Slam – as in closing the door
Click – as in locking it immediately
also see: Olymic Flames
Flight attendant: “We arrived in London and were ready to party, unfortunately many in our crew were ‘slam-clickers’ and we never saw them.”
slam-clicker
People who upon checking into a hotel with others remain in their rooms instead of socializing. Used by airline crew to describe those who don’t go out.
Slam – as in closing the door
Click – as in locking it immediately
also see: Olymic Flames
Flight attendant: “We arrived in London and were ready to party, unfortunately many in our crew were ‘slam-clickers’ and we never saw them.”
big z pack
1000 xanax bars commonly used in central arkansas for phone conversations
hey buddy can i get a big z pack
BLUF
An acronym for "Bottom Line Up Front" that is frequently used in informal military correspondence and internal/informal corporate e-mails to cover the main points of an e-mail so the reader can quickly understand what the e-mail is saying be…
BLUF
An acronym for "Bottom Line Up Front" that is frequently used in informal military correspondence and internal/informal corporate e-mails to cover the main points of an e-mail so the reader can quickly understand what the e-mail is saying be…
Audiothelioma
Cancer caused by the noise generated by windmills. This aggressive form of cancer was recently discovered by Dr. Donald J Trump. Symptoms include: Orange skin, thin hair, small hands, a fear of brown people and small inclines.
I tell ya what all this time spent out on the prairie, it’s only a matter of time before I develop Audiothelioma. Hopefully Dr. Trump’s research will end in a cure.
hydroxy moron
One who preaches the miracle nature of hydroxychloroquine sulfate that has nothing to do with the business degree they hold or the virus they’re trying to cure.
Donald Trump, the proud holder of a store-bought degree in business from Wharton School of Business, waded in to the COVIC-19 discussion by suggesting hydroxychloroquine sulfate might be a miracle intervention with absolutely no foundation, making him, in medical vernacular, earning the title “hydroxy moron”.
chonk
that which is fat or large, in a way that is majestic
"You have been visited by the chonk. He will bring good fortune."