April 2020

shineboxing

1. The act of insulting someone via a reference to an embarrassing event in their past. The term was popularized by a scene in “Goodfellas” in which Billy Batts admonishes Tommy DeVito for his subservient childhood job by exclaiming “go home and get your f**kin shinebox.”

2. Attacking someone for previous shameful actions, giving the impression said acts are indelible.

Mike opted to avoid attending his high school reunion, knowing they’d remember his loss of bladder control in gym class and be shineboxing him all night.

Cuomosexual

In love with competent, reassuring governance by a leader who uses complete sentences and displays common sense during a pandemic.

After watching today’s New York State pandemic news conference, I officially identify as a cuomosexual. (

h/t Randy Rainbow)

Cuomosexual

In love with competent, reassuring governance by a leader who uses complete sentences and displays common sense during a pandemic.

After watching today’s New York State pandemic news conference, I officially identify as a cuomosexual. (

h/t Randy Rainbow)

national drop fake friends day

A day on April 28th, where you tell all your fake friends you don’t want to be friends with them, because, their fake.

“Hey Marcus, It’s national drop fake friends day so be gone thot”

Maskhole

Assholes who don’t wear masks publicly during the Coronavirus/COVID 19 Pandemic. Especially common in NYC and usually of a certain perceived privaledge and political party(GOP).

That fucking MASKHOLE rolled up behind us like a Stealth Bomber as we …

nah bitch

What you say to someone when you agitated and they say something stupid.

Homie: Bruh let’s go down to the club and get some booty for the night

You: Nah bitch

nah bitch

What you say to someone when you agitated and they say something stupid.

Homie: Bruh let’s go down to the club and get some booty for the night

You: Nah bitch

take several seats

When someone is doin’ too much (or trying to hard) and just need to sit down somewhere and be quiet because they sound stupid.

Becky: *puts relaxer in her hair*

Becky: *is now bald*

Becky: I just wanted my hair to be straight

…Take several seats

take several seats

When someone is doin’ too much (or trying to hard) and just need to sit down somewhere and be quiet because they sound stupid.

Becky: *puts relaxer in her hair*

Becky: *is now bald*

Becky: I just wanted my hair to be straight

…Take several seats

/s

Indicates the presence of sarcasm.

Man, I wish George Bush could take another 4 years, especially after his work on torture- who’d have thought such a fair and moral decision could have been made?

/s

/s

Indicates the presence of sarcasm.

Man, I wish George Bush could take another 4 years, especially after his work on torture- who’d have thought such a fair and moral decision could have been made?

/s

Half Sender

Someone who does not commit to a full send for the boys and are generally pussies when it comes to some savage shit.

Don’t trust that nigga eddy, he’s a fucking half sender.

Half Sender

Someone who does not commit to a full send for the boys and are generally pussies when it comes to some savage shit.

Don’t trust that nigga eddy, he’s a fucking half sender.

Covid-38

A person who has been unlucky enough to contract the covid-19 virus twice.

Dude 1. I feel like shit. This is the second time I’ve contracted the coronavirus.

Dude 2. I feel for you bro. It’s tough being a covid-38.

doffing

Taking off clothes, equipment, etc.

Practice donning and doffing your equipment.

doffing

Taking off clothes, equipment, etc.

Practice donning and doffing your equipment.

coronabrain

Basically when you lose your shit because of coronavirus induced panic and can’t maintain a sense of focus due to constantly overwhelming circumstances.

Tony can’t remember shit these days with covid-19 and all, he forgets what he’s doing in the middle of the task, they say he got a coronabrain.

coronabrain

Basically when you lose your shit because of coronavirus induced panic and can’t maintain a sense of focus due to constantly overwhelming circumstances.

Tony can’t remember shit these days with covid-19 and all, he forgets what he’s doing in the middle of the task, they say he got a coronabrain.

im baby

being soft, adorable, sweet, and small; generally having a kind and soft nature

“im baby”

im baby

being soft, adorable, sweet, and small; generally having a kind and soft nature

“im baby”

deck chairs

Aimlessly and hopelessly attempting to achieve a goal that is already lost.

Derives meaning from the phrase, "rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic."

"Mike is clearly going to fail his Criminal Law final. His studying is nothin…