good yard
“Good yard” is an autocorrect version of a drunken/high “good night”
Night = Yard.
Don’t ask me, ask Apple.
Cya tmrw, good yard
coola boola
A phrase used to describe something that is great in the same manner as the use of the words cool, deadly, savage and super.
Mr D…"meet you for coffee at five?"
Ms C…"coola boola!"
Alligator arms
When someone “pretends” to reach for the check at a meal with friends but always get to it a little to late.
Or when the bill sits in the middle of the table and nobody reaches for it.
“I’ll get it, all of you guys have alligator arms”
The Mierdas Touch
The ability to turn everything one touches to shit.
The phrase is a mash up of the King Midas myth of being cursed that everything he touched turned to gold and mierdas, which is the spanish word for shit.
There is some controversy as to whether the object touched was already a piece of shit with an exceedingly thin veneer of gold plating, where the Mierdas Touch serves only to reveal the subject’s true nature versus the Mierdas Touch actually turning any object into shit, even if it was previously unblemished.
The doctor was beloved by all until he was touched the Mierdas Touch, wherein, it came to light that the doctor was constantly drunk, mis-prescribed drugs, and belittled underlings.
owo
Basic info:
owo is an emoticon used in chat rooms similar to o.o but the ‘w’ Is supposed to make it cute.
What does it mean?
owo means, a blank stare, but in a cute way.
Other similar emote(s).
OwO o.o
Nerd: (says to class snake, Sam,) Another way of writing 1,000,000 is 1×10^6
Sam The Snake: owo
Heart Horny
Horny for love, not really for sex, just for someone to cuddle with and love you unconditionally. a feeling that occurs when you a haven’t been in a relationship/haven’t been in one for awhile.
“idk, just felt really heart horny yesterday.”
“wdym?”
“just, wanted to have someone, idk.”
Heart Horny
Horny for love, not really for sex, just for someone to cuddle with and love you unconditionally. a feeling that occurs when you a haven’t been in a relationship/haven’t been in one for awhile.
“idk, just felt really heart horny yesterday.”
“wdym?”
“just, wanted to have someone, idk.”
Twatching
Twatching — the act of experiencing an ongoing television show or event via live twitter monitoring, while avoiding the actual show or event.People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hea…
armchairing
Talking about or doing something with little knowledge of it, or not actually doing anything and having other people or objects do it on your behalf.
QA Engineers are really just armchairing all day.
armchairing
Talking about or doing something with little knowledge of it, or not actually doing anything and having other people or objects do it on your behalf.
QA Engineers are really just armchairing all day.
bop
used to reference a good song; to say that a song is really good
Situation 1: SHINee’s ‘View’ is such a bop
Situation 2: EXO’s song ‘Artificial Love’ from their new album EX’ACT is a bop!
bop
used to reference a good song; to say that a song is really good
Situation 1: SHINee’s ‘View’ is such a bop
Situation 2: EXO’s song ‘Artificial Love’ from their new album EX’ACT is a bop!
LARPer
Live
Action
Role
Player
One who dresses like a character from a video game usually and acts different scenes out.
“Hey, why is that guy dressed up and talking like Link?”
“Oh, that’s Seth, he’s a LARPer”
Big Chop
Big Chop or ‘BC’ is when a person cuts their hair to obtain the ‘natural’ state. The person cuts out the hair dye, chemical perm, or relaxer from their hair.
Lots of women cut/chop the relaxer or perm from their hair to begin or continue the growth of their natural hair. Meaning that they’ve done the Big Chop.
My BC was January 1st and I’ve been experiencing my curls and learning new styles for short hair.
outrage fatigue
noun. outrage fatigue. the exhaustion and entropy that occurs from too much outrage. Occurs in waves, often during peak election cycles. Outrage fatigue tends to afflict politically active people, and can be worse when your party is not in power, or has a power deficit. It escalates during environmental catastrophes, especially ones that are caused by human negligence. It also develops during troublesome economic times like corporate bailouts and high unemployment. Outrage fatigue may threaten close friendships.
After the week of union protests in Madison, I’m finished. I have serious “outrage fatigue”.
When I heard about the latest military intervention in Libya, I was stunned by my apathy,lack of concern and disinterest. This is my worst ever episode of “outrage fatigue”.
handegg
American football. As opposed to football/soccer, where players actually kick a ball with their feet, american football involves players carrying an egg-shaped object in their hands.
"Did you see the Steelers beat the Cardinals in the Super B…
handegg
American football. As opposed to football/soccer, where players actually kick a ball with their feet, american football involves players carrying an egg-shaped object in their hands.
"Did you see the Steelers beat the Cardinals in the Super B…
hygge
A Danish word (pronounced HU-guh) meaning social coziness. I.e. the feeling of a good social atmosphere.
This kickback is hygge.