ground harness
The device used by Australians to prevent them from falling into the sun.
Ausie 1: Hey mate, your ground harness is getting loose
Asuie 2: Thanks mate, would have fallen into the sun without that
Creepypasta
Essentially internet horror stories or a myth passed around other sites, to frighten readers and viewers. The word, “Creepypasta” comes from the term, ” copypasta “. An internet slang term for a block of text that gets copied and pasted from website to website. Creepypastas are sometimes are supplemented with pictures, audio or video footage related to the story. Typically with gory, distorted or, otherwise, shocking content.
Suicidemouse.avi was the grandfather of all lost episodes. It showed Mickey Mouse walking down a endless street with random piano keys playing in the background. The video gets more distorted and music turns static. See for yourself.
Also, Sonic.exe is a very well known Creepypasta. There is even a clone of the game to download. Although it’s it well done, the clone will never have the same fear factor as the story did.
Lastly, Slender Man was introduced in 2009 in the Something Awful forums. Slender Man was not well know untill 2012 when Mark Hadley released, “Slender:The Eight Pages”.
Creepypasta
Essentially internet horror stories or a myth passed around other sites, to frighten readers and viewers. The word, “Creepypasta” comes from the term, ” copypasta “. An internet slang term for a block of text that gets copied and pasted from website to website. Creepypastas are sometimes are supplemented with pictures, audio or video footage related to the story. Typically with gory, distorted or, otherwise, shocking content.
Suicidemouse.avi was the grandfather of all lost episodes. It showed Mickey Mouse walking down a endless street with random piano keys playing in the background. The video gets more distorted and music turns static. See for yourself.
Also, Sonic.exe is a very well known Creepypasta. There is even a clone of the game to download. Although it’s it well done, the clone will never have the same fear factor as the story did.
Lastly, Slender Man was introduced in 2009 in the Something Awful forums. Slender Man was not well know untill 2012 when Mark Hadley released, “Slender:The Eight Pages”.
speaking cursive
when someone is so drunk and slurring their words, that if you wrote it down it wouldn’t be in print it would be in cursive writing.
Last night Joe was so drunk, i couldn’t understand him. It was like he was speaking cursive.
Cushioning
A dating technique where along with your main piece you also have several ‘cushions’, other people you’ll chat and flirt with to cushion the potential blow of your main break-up and not leave you alone.
“Yeah, I don’t think it’s going that well with Dave. Luckily I’ve been cushioning him with Pablo and Gary”
Cosbiesque
Cos•bi•esque
Predators behaving as if they are old, fragile, wholesome or feeble so as not to be held accountable for their actions.
Harvey Weinstein crawled into the courthouse very cosbiesque with a walker and orthopedic shoes but we all know tha…
deadass
equivalent to saying: for real; im serious; telling the truth.
peep 1: you robbed his bike? …naahhh..
peep 2:im dead ass.
deadass
equivalent to saying: for real; im serious; telling the truth.
peep 1: you robbed his bike? …naahhh..
peep 2:im dead ass.
Nevuary
The date used for something that will never happen
I’ll be sure to get that report done… by Nevuary.
Nevuary
The date used for something that will never happen
I’ll be sure to get that report done… by Nevuary.
girth certificate
Another term for the condom that you keep in your wallet.
(Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)
My friend not only keeps a copy of his birth certificate in his wallet, but he also carrys a girth certificate…
girth certificate
Another term for the condom that you keep in your wallet.
(Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)
My friend not only keeps a copy of his birth certificate in his wallet, but he also carrys a girth certificate…
Loomster
the one mutant french fry that’s freakishly long in comparison to all the other fries in the bag
McDonalds has the worlds longest loomster
Loomster
the one mutant french fry that’s freakishly long in comparison to all the other fries in the bag
McDonalds has the worlds longest loomster
cleaning
(v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
“I’m cleaning my closet.”
“Where are you shoving all your stuff then?”
“My room.”
“Ah.”
cleaning
(v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
“I’m cleaning my closet.”
“Where are you shoving all your stuff then?”
“My room.”
“Ah.”
aLtErNaTiNg CaPs
The texting way of being sarcastic. Google "Spongebob Sarcasm Meme" for an example.
Idiot on the internet: Why is everyone typing in alternating caps.
Internet: WhY Is eVeRyOnE TyPiNg iN AlTeRnAtInG CaPs.
aLtErNaTiNg CaPs
The texting way of being sarcastic. Google "Spongebob Sarcasm Meme" for an example.
Idiot on the internet: Why is everyone typing in alternating caps.
Internet: WhY Is eVeRyOnE TyPiNg iN AlTeRnAtInG CaPs.
Pluto’d
Verb: Downgraded; demoted; dumped; No longer of significance.
My girlfriend pluto’d me.
Yarggh, Pluto was unfairly pluto’d from the solar system by a group of stupid astronomers.
The Eagles were right to have pluto’d T.O.
pearl clutcher
An uptight person, usually but not always female, usually but not always of conservative mores, who reacts with shock, feigned or otherwise, at other people’s violations of decorum, propriety, morality, and so forth.
Someone got up at the PTA meeting and suggested the school hand out condoms to teenagers. The pearl clutchers in the audience nearly went into cardiac arrest.
good yard
“Good yard” is an autocorrect version of a drunken/high “good night”
Night = Yard.
Don’t ask me, ask Apple.
Cya tmrw, good yard