Lfg
Let’s fucking go
Lfg bitches
marry the ketchups
It’s where you pour a half full bottle of ketchup into another half full bottle so you have one full bottle
Um, I wanted to get here early to marry the ketchups.
Kobe!
What everyone yells when they shoot a fadeaway jumpshot with a paper ball into the garbage can.
*dribble*
*pump fake*
"KOBE!"
*fadeaway jumper*
*brick*
state raised
Term used to describe an individual who spent the greater part of their childhood in some form of government funded situation (Foster care/Welfare/Juvenile Detention Centers) and as an adult in prison and/or jail adjusts to their plight shockingly easy often seeming to thrive whilst incarcerated . Usually, but not necessarily used as an insult.
Hey man you see that dude eatin’ everybody green beans in the chow hall?
Shit… I saw That State raised motherfucker eating straight out the garbage last week.
……………………………………………………….
You think Ray Ray said anything to the Guards about us gambling?
Naw Ray Ray been in & out since we was kids he’s state raised fo real, ain’t no snitch in em
BTO
Bathroom Time Off – Similar to PTO (Personal Time Off), one can easily achieve 40 hours of additional vacation time by taking a daily 9.23 minute dump at work. Executive types and employees with seniority can often increase their BTO up to 60 hours/year by extending their bathroom sessions out to 13.85 minutes.
Damn! I’ve got to level 168 on Candy Crush this year just on BTO alone.
I took so much BTO this morning that my legs went numb!
Thank god the company WiFi reaches the bathroom or I would’ve use $30 bucks in data while taking BTO this week.
BTO
Bathroom Time Off – Similar to PTO (Personal Time Off), one can easily achieve 40 hours of additional vacation time by taking a daily 9.23 minute dump at work. Executive types and employees with seniority can often increase their BTO up to 60 hours/year by extending their bathroom sessions out to 13.85 minutes.
Damn! I’ve got to level 168 on Candy Crush this year just on BTO alone.
I took so much BTO this morning that my legs went numb!
Thank god the company WiFi reaches the bathroom or I would’ve use $30 bucks in data while taking BTO this week.
doge
A very popular meme of a Shiba Inu dog with a strange look on his face. It went viral all over the internet. Now Doge is a dog meme. Most pictures of Doge are accompanied by words, usually the following: so, very, wow, much, such, and many.
Wow. Su…
doge
A very popular meme of a Shiba Inu dog with a strange look on his face. It went viral all over the internet. Now Doge is a dog meme. Most pictures of Doge are accompanied by words, usually the following: so, very, wow, much, such, and many.
Wow. Su…
Take him out
To eleminate someone. To kill him. To remove someone from a situation.
"Osama bin Laden is a menace. We will take him out." President George W Bush.
Take him out
To eleminate someone. To kill him. To remove someone from a situation.
"Osama bin Laden is a menace. We will take him out." President George W Bush.
Dense Cabbage
Used as an insult to idiots or people who stand up for a specific idiot.
p1 stands up for somebody spammingp1: this dude is totally not spamming.
p2: you dense cabbage-
wink wink nudge nudge
Expression used to make someone realize an ulterior motive to your conversation.
"I am so hungry. I wish someone would let me have a bite of his candy bar…wink wink nudge nudge"
soft hours
Between the hours of 2-3:30 in the AM where you become a mushy loving, uncontrollable mess. Where you say sentimental things you regret/ deny saying later that same morning.
Guy 1: Bruh, do you know what time it is?
Guy 2: Nah bruh.
Guy 1 (with tis…
soft hours
Between the hours of 2-3:30 in the AM where you become a mushy loving, uncontrollable mess. Where you say sentimental things you regret/ deny saying later that same morning.
Guy 1: Bruh, do you know what time it is?
Guy 2: Nah bruh.
Guy 1 (with tis…
stoned pony
High horse. Conceited, snobbish. Acting as if you’re better than everyone else.
Get off your stoned pony, Cassidy. Getting free drinks from Lazy-Eye Larry behind the bar isn’t something to brag about…
stoned pony
High horse. Conceited, snobbish. Acting as if you’re better than everyone else.
Get off your stoned pony, Cassidy. Getting free drinks from Lazy-Eye Larry behind the bar isn’t something to brag about…
Drip
When your bling is iced out but that shit melting from all your hot bars, you got the drip.Just another word for immense swag.
Guy 1:"Yo, that new rapper got the drip."
Guy 2: "For real yo, he drippin."
plant mom
mother of plants. someone who owns a significant number of plants and care for them deeply, these plants are usually kept inside to be close to their surrogate mother.
person 1: ‘that person sure likes plants’
person 2:’yeh . she’s a plant mom’
Mad Oh
(Originating from the streets of Lagos, Nigeria) An expression of surprise, shock or astonishment often caused by something unexpected or mind blowing. It can be used as an adjective in some cases.
Mad oh is very dynamic hence, it is also a valid /sarcastic reply to any statement whatsoever. In cases where you are tired of a conversation, mad oh will do a lot of good because of its conversation terminating abilities.
You got A in that test? Mad Oh!
This movie is gonna be Mad Oh!
Boy: I think I’m in love with you
Girl: Mad Oh!
celebrity hall pass
Permission given by your significant other to go on a date/sleep with a particular celebrity.
Girl: When I met Zac Efron and he asked me out, I was so glad he was my celebrity hall pass!Girl 2: No way, your husband said it was okay?!
Girl: Yeah, he…