LMFNO
An abbreviated form for the phrase, “Laughing My Fucking Nipples Off.” Its purpose is to create a more expressive illustration of great laughter or amusement, similar to LMFAO (which means, "Laughing My Fucking Ass Off.") The term is commonl…
blyat
Fuck in Russian
(Around children)
Me: (stubs toe) Blyat!
Child: what does blyat mean?
Me: Oh it’s just a word I made up whenever I’m in pain
blyat
Fuck in Russian
(Around children)
Me: (stubs toe) Blyat!
Child: what does blyat mean?
Me: Oh it’s just a word I made up whenever I’m in pain
Kislyaknesia
A partial or total loss of memory that mysteriously occurs after people associated with the Trump administration have meetings with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak, Ukrainian oligarch and politician, Viktor Medvedchuk, Chairman of Russian state-run bank VEB, Sergey Gorkov or anyone else with ties to Russian dictator Vladimir Putin.
Attorney General Jeff Sessions appeared to be suffering from Kislyaknesia by saying 35 times before the Senate Intelligence Committee either “I don’t recall”, “I don’t recollect”, “I don’t remember” or “I have no recollection” when asked if he met with any Russian officials or Russian nationals before January 20th.
Before his memory miraculously returned Michael Flynn claimed he had Kislyaknesia when questioned about his contact with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak.
Difficult difficult lemon difficult
The awkwardly worded antonym to ‘Easy peasy lemon squeezy’ meant to express that something was very difficultly done.
“That claims process was difficult difficult lemon difficult”
Difficult difficult lemon difficult
The awkwardly worded antonym to ‘Easy peasy lemon squeezy’ meant to express that something was very difficultly done.
“That claims process was difficult difficult lemon difficult”
I’m thinkin’ uh, fuck that
When someone asks you to do something and you don’t want to do it, you say this phrase.
You goin’ golfing er what?Nah, I’m thinkin’ uh, fuck that.
I’m thinkin’ uh, fuck that
When someone asks you to do something and you don’t want to do it, you say this phrase.
You goin’ golfing er what?Nah, I’m thinkin’ uh, fuck that.
secure the bag
An expression use to describe the act of taking/obtaining advantage of the situation and keep something of value.
1. Play your cards right and secure the bag.
2. Be an intern and work full-time hours. That’s how you secure the bag.
3. I cut him/her off but I secured the bag.
4. Friend 1: He/she said he/she wants to make it up to me.
Friend 2: There’s your chance to secure the bag.
voice crack
when you or someone talks and their voice makes a funny noise all of a sudden
comes from mostly when youre in puberty
fat: oh ya that was hella tight
chubby: yeah when he went up the drive-way and then *h00weeeee3* did that cool trick
extralarge: …
Stream sniping
Stream sniping is when someone watches your stream to get an upper hand to essentially cheat against you in a game. For example, they could find your position on an open-world map, find out where your base is, or even find out when you’re low on health, so they can ambush you. It sucks. The deveopers of Rust, Facepunch Studios… are (to my knowledge), the first game developers to build a preventative measure against it into their game. They call it Streamer Mode.
Hey, its Edward Longface again! Ahhhh!!! Why did he shoot at me?! He probably knew my plan. He must be stream sniping!
Weinsteined
Forced into a non-consensual act for fear of losing your career. Often involving erotic massage in a hotel room with a media mogul
She refused to be weinsteined so her career went down the tubes
Weinsteined
Forced into a non-consensual act for fear of losing your career. Often involving erotic massage in a hotel room with a media mogul
She refused to be weinsteined so her career went down the tubes
that’s a mood
when someone does something (normally to mimic another) and is very relatable
Jeff: *falls asleep in class*
Lucy: “That’s a mood!”
that’s a mood
when someone does something (normally to mimic another) and is very relatable
Jeff: *falls asleep in class*
Lucy: “That’s a mood!”
heart eyes
when you stare at someone fondly and people who doesnt know your relationship can tell that you are attracted to her/him
random person: ah, are you two dating?
jim: no, why do you ask that?
random person: because you were looking at her with heart …
heart eyes
when you stare at someone fondly and people who doesnt know your relationship can tell that you are attracted to her/him
random person: ah, are you two dating?
jim: no, why do you ask that?
random person: because you were looking at her with heart …