Hamster Angle
The angle of your face that your forward facing camera makes while in use so that you look like a hamster.The more "chubby" the angle is, the more the angle makes you look chubby.
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Reaching.
Action.
When somebody is taking something too far
Linda: Hey tiffany, can i borrow a dollar?
Tiffanny: Yah sure.
Linda:..oh and can i borrow a twenty too?
Tiffany:Okay now your just reaching.
Reaching.
Action.
When somebody is taking something too far
Linda: Hey tiffany, can i borrow a dollar?
Tiffanny: Yah sure.
Linda:..oh and can i borrow a twenty too?
Tiffany:Okay now your just reaching.
chronic cringe
when you’ve done something so cringe you can’t stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can’t concentrate
It’s a movie
“It’s a movie” is a form of slang initially coined by Soulja Boy in response to having his gum taken away during a radio-talk. This phrase means that the situation that you are in is legitimate; serious; commands your respect or attention.
Big Draco: “What’s that?”
Angela Yee: “Your Gum…”
Big Draco: “Oh, it’s a movie”
bothsidesism
When a person tries to make you believe that both sides are equally responsible for something even though one is really, clearly, at fault.
Trump’s bothsidesism about the alt-right and alt-left is ridiculous.
Infrastructure week
A repeatedly failed attempt to stay on-task endlessly derailed by high-profile distractions caused by one’s own ineptitude. Named after the Trump administration’s attempts to focus on policy continuously being overshadowed by a new scandal.
Tweet from Del Quinton Wilber:
!!! Prosecutor says that Manafort is cooperating with special counsel investigation !!!
Retweet from Dave Weigel:
Another great Infrastructure Week, everybody
milk in first
Pouring milk in your cup before the coffee. Similar to “pouring the milk first” when preparing cereal.
He’s a milk in first sort of person — I wouldn’t trust him.
milk in first
Pouring milk in your cup before the coffee. Similar to “pouring the milk first” when preparing cereal.
He’s a milk in first sort of person — I wouldn’t trust him.
summarize
To get ready for warm weather.
The teacher asked me to summarize my argument, so I took out all the parts about eskimoes.
horny on main
a slang term for posting or engaging with sexual posts on your main social media account, rather than a secondary one that you’d usually use for that purpose. the phrased spawned on tumblr, after ted cruz liked a vore fetish drawing on his main, verified account.
“real men don’t wait until 4am to get horny on main”
“@_____ y’all nasty”
french tuck
The fashion act of tucking only front of the shirt in the pants, as popularised (to the point of memetic mutation) by Tan France on Queer Eye reboot.
Look at them, they’re wearing a patterned shirt and a french tuck now, this is a Tan France outfit if i saw one!
antistalking
Methodically learning another person’s routine in order to systematically avoid them.
Bradley is antistalking his boss today because he hates the bastard.
antistalking
Methodically learning another person’s routine in order to systematically avoid them.
Bradley is antistalking his boss today because he hates the bastard.