March 2019

uglyhot

A person who is in no way, shape or form conventionally attractive but everything they do, how they talk, how they walk and the way they move is so incredibly hot that it makes them somehow better looking. Is still centered on physicality, but is more about how they use their body/body language than their ugly faces. Coined for my former high school Chemistry teacher; are often tall, gangly and interesting men like Chris Martin from Coldplay.

“Oh look at that gangly, odd looking, very hot strutting guy over there!”

“He’s not hot, he’s uglyhot.”

“Yeah, and uglyhots are incredibly rare, so I’d totally do him.”

uglyhot

A person who is in no way, shape or form conventionally attractive but everything they do, how they talk, how they walk and the way they move is so incredibly hot that it makes them somehow better looking. Is still centered on physicality, but is more about how they use their body/body language than their ugly faces. Coined for my former high school Chemistry teacher; are often tall, gangly and interesting men like Chris Martin from Coldplay.

“Oh look at that gangly, odd looking, very hot strutting guy over there!”

“He’s not hot, he’s uglyhot.”

“Yeah, and uglyhots are incredibly rare, so I’d totally do him.”

Tartle

A common Scottish term to insert at the awkward moment when you temporarily forget someone’s name. Useful to avoid that occasional embarrassment.

Steve: Hi, Susan!

Susan: Hi . . . uhhhhhh . . . Steve! Sorry, I tartled there for a moment.

Tartle

A common Scottish term to insert at the awkward moment when you temporarily forget someone’s name. Useful to avoid that occasional embarrassment.

Steve: Hi, Susan!

Susan: Hi . . . uhhhhhh . . . Steve! Sorry, I tartled there for a moment.

BIPOC

Black/Indigenous People of Color

BIPOC don’t have to be nice to you when you’re threatening their existence. Support and amplify BIPOC. ✊🏿✊🏼✊🏾✊✊🏽✊🏻

BIPOC

Black/Indigenous People of Color

BIPOC don’t have to be nice to you when you’re threatening their existence. Support and amplify BIPOC. ✊🏿✊🏼✊🏾✊✊🏽✊🏻

trophy minority

Typically a white person’s one black friend, who they are so proud to know and tend to mention as though they won some kind of prize.

We hung out for a while before I realized I was just a trophy minority.

Crine

Being a cry baby 24/7

Hooter is always crine

Crine

Being a cry baby 24/7

Hooter is always crine

Banana Etiquette

If you get a banana, you have to ask every person who’s in your vicinty if they would like a banana.

James Clement has bad banana etiquette because in his world, if his ass is hungry, he’ll go get a banana. He will get four going to a challenge and three coming back without asking or sharing.

Banana Etiquette

If you get a banana, you have to ask every person who’s in your vicinty if they would like a banana.

James Clement has bad banana etiquette because in his world, if his ass is hungry, he’ll go get a banana. He will get four going to a challenge and three coming back without asking or sharing.