egirl

an egirl is a species of emo usually found on tiktok but commonly spends time on tumblr. can be found wearing pink eyeshadow with a large wing, little hearts under the eyes and a blushed nose. normally wearing some type of shirt from urban outfitters …

eboy

A boy that probably skates, has his nails painted w rings, wears beanies, maybe has a cute egirl girlfriend, always wearing vans and long sleeves or hoodies under tshirts, their hair is sometimes parted down the middle. They basically only exist on the internet unfortunately but we can still appreciate them on instagram:(


Nobody:

eboys: “I listen to brockhampton and lil peep👁👅👁”

love puff

A silent fart released whilst in bed with your partner, that you were hoping wouldn’t smell, but does. By calling it a ‘love puff’, you hope to maintain some level of cuteness and overcome the curse of the bad smell that threatens to ruin an otherwise romantic moment.


‘Oh, whoopsy! I did a little love puff!’

Promposal

(n)- a proposal from one person asking another person to the prom; is the combination of the words “prom” and “proposal.”


Jake: I’m thinking about how I’ll do my promposal…

Sean: Who’re you going to ask?

Jake: Well, I haven’t decided yet.

Sean: You have to decide before you ask someone to prom!