blues and twos
emergency vehicle status; British emergency vehicles have blue flashing lights and two-tone sirens
the ambulance left in a hurry with blues and twos.
The Tea is so hot
When gossip gets really juicy
person 1: Dude did you hear about that celebrity scandal?
person 2: OMG yesperson 1: Man, the tea is so hot that it just burned through my cup
person 2: LMAO
The Tea is so hot
When gossip gets really juicy
person 1: Dude did you hear about that celebrity scandal?
person 2: OMG yesperson 1: Man, the tea is so hot that it just burned through my cup
person 2: LMAO
Weekend immune system
Another way of saying drunk and/or hungover. Owing to alcohols ability to suppress the immune system and the fact that it is usually drunk in largest quantities on the weekend.
Ugh yeah I’m not going to be able to come in to work today, I have a weekend immune system
RTWT
Read The Whole Thread
Chris -*commenting the exact same thing as five people previously*
Pat – "RTWT!"
sadcited
sad-cited | sad-sīt-ed
adjective
(of emotional affect) a deep conflict between an ending and beginning.
After spending a week with René, I’m sadcited to go home.
sadcited
sad-cited | sad-sīt-ed
adjective
(of emotional affect) a deep conflict between an ending and beginning.
After spending a week with René, I’m sadcited to go home.
snowffeur
The individual who drives you around in inclement weather. Maybe be used because you lack winter driving skills, a road-worthy vehicle or if you prefer to get picked up at the curb by a warm car that’s already had all the windows scraped.
My husband will be picking me up from work today so I’m not too worried about the snow. He’s such a nice snowffeur!
snowffeur
The individual who drives you around in inclement weather. Maybe be used because you lack winter driving skills, a road-worthy vehicle or if you prefer to get picked up at the curb by a warm car that’s already had all the windows scraped.
My husband will be picking me up from work today so I’m not too worried about the snow. He’s such a nice snowffeur!
Slept like a baby
to sleep infrequently in short spurts and at the most inconvenient times, followed by a big mess in their pants
Correct usage in a sentence: "man, I slept like a baby." response: "well that explains the smell. Sorry about that buddy….
Sad coma
When you are so sad that you cannot move
Your friend calls you a liar and you become so sad you’re in a sad coma
Caonima
Means either “grass mud horse” or “fuck your mother” depending on which signs you use to write it in Chinese. Due to Chinas strong Internet censorship you can’t write the line as “fuck your mother”, but it’s fine if you mean “grass mud horse”.
Caonima
Caonima
Means either “grass mud horse” or “fuck your mother” depending on which signs you use to write it in Chinese. Due to Chinas strong Internet censorship you can’t write the line as “fuck your mother”, but it’s fine if you mean “grass mud horse”.
Caonima
Airpods
Apple makes these earbuds without wires for people who can’t afford the wire.
Girl: Did you see Devin’s airpods, that’s so hot.
Boy: That’s not hot, he can’t afford the wire.
Lace Front
Hood term for lace front wigs, which have become extremely popular since Beyonce started wearing them a few years ago. The hair line is glued to the scalp, which gives the wig such a realistic appearance.
Ever since Beyonce started wearing them lace fronts, everybody’s been buying them up.
edgelord
Someone, especially posting on the internet, who uses shocking and nihilistic speech and opinions that they themselves may or may not actually believe to gain attention and come across as a more dangerous and unique person. Most Edgelords are teenagers trying to seem overly cool and/or over-casually apathetic.
“The human race is a blight upon the world, what’s wrong with all you people? Honestly I’m just waiting for the next plague to happen,” -Johnny Edge
” Oh shut the hell up you whiny edgelord” -Johnny Everyone
edgelord
Someone, especially posting on the internet, who uses shocking and nihilistic speech and opinions that they themselves may or may not actually believe to gain attention and come across as a more dangerous and unique person. Most Edgelords are teenagers trying to seem overly cool and/or over-casually apathetic.
“The human race is a blight upon the world, what’s wrong with all you people? Honestly I’m just waiting for the next plague to happen,” -Johnny Edge
” Oh shut the hell up you whiny edgelord” -Johnny Everyone
Bedicine
When all you need to get better is time in your bed.
After 12 hours of bedicine my sickness for work had left.