The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner’s anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.
“That move was about as slick as santorum!”
A TV show, Film or situation that was not really funny or marginally funny that for whatever reason is much funnier aftwrwards.
You have to watch Portlandia, but it’s a laughterwards, so just give it a chance to kick in.
The most Southern ‘fuck you’ there is. Can be put at the end of a phrase to nullify any cruelty.
That girl is the most fowl mouthed, idiotic, bitch there is, bless her heart.
Oh you need to actually look this up? Bless your heart.
The smell that occurs when a swamp is drained and replaced with raw sewage and other kinds of stinking waste.
There’s been a hell of a trumparoma around here since they drained that swamp and filled it with sewage.
An expression used in North England meaning “I’m so tired I’m going to have to go to bed soon”
I’m knackered I’m not long out of bed
When you ejaculate so hard it destroys everything in a two mile radius.
“Dude, I had such good sex last night I made a nuclear cumsplosion.”
When a woman is pregnant and is keeping it a secret.
Don’t tell anybody, but I swear Elena’s got a baby in the closet.
A self-declared follower of the Christian faith and its principles of unconditional love, helping the less fortunate and renunciation of violence and worldly goods, who also rabidly supports President-elect Donald Trump, an unabashed narcissist, racist, misogynist, xenophobe and pussy grabbing real estate con-man of shiny, gaudy buildings.
Billy Bob: I can’t wait until Trump kicks all them Mexican and refugee families out of our country. It’d be great if he waterboarded them on the way out.
Trump Christian: Amen on that brother.