I Heard You Using the Microwave

This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.

‘Microwave’ refers to the coitus that was had.


Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?

Carla: Not very well.

Justine: why?

Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..

Justine: Oh dear..

‘You’re just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can’t handle that heat!’