he need some milk
Having a violent accident so bad, it’s obvious from afar that all of your bones are broken
Once Kendall had hit the ground from his faulty parachute jump, it was obvious, he need some milk.
inaccurism
1. An unintentionally inaccurate statement or idea; possibly common and often used.
2. A pervasive disorder, characterized by a tendency to make inaccurate statements.
1. In political discussions, Frank angers his friends with his persistent inaccu…
Stall Sniffle
The noise someone makes when they want to let you know they are in a bathroom stall
Had to take a really wicked dump and got a stall sniffle when I hit the bathroom door. Almost shit in my pants running to another bathroom.
grab them by the pussy
Something that Donald Trump enjoys doing.
“I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married.”
“I did try and fuck her. She was married.”
“Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”
“Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”
nonpology
An insincere apology or expression of regret, often blaming the aggrieved party for being offended or bringing up an irrelevant topic to distract.
“Did you hear Don Imus’ nonpology the other day? Like his racist remarks are actually the result of rap music.”
“I really get tired of politicians’ nonpologies. All they’re really saying is they’re sorry they got caught.”
MIRF
(merf) noun. acronym for Mom I’d Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.
“I don’t know where she gets her good looks, her mom is a
MIRF!”
“Your momma’s so ugly she’s not a MILF she’s a MIRF!”
Dictionaried
The act of looking up the definition of a word.
I know what that word means, I dictionaried it earlier.
bromosexual
A unique and powerfull relationship amongst bros that words cannot define.
“Hey are those guys gay.” “Nah man, they’re just bromosexuals.”
“I love you man. I don’t know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you..”
financial erosion
The gradual conversion of your wealth and possessions to the government, through taxes, inflation and unjust laws.
Due to financial erosion, I opted to not maintain my property while I scrape up the cash to pay the property taxes.
Trumper Tantrum
Early morning tweeting that is vengeful, mean, or defamatory– ideally laced with falsehood and innuendo.
The celebrity threw another Trumper Tantrum filled with misogynistic fat shaming and slut shaming. #trumpertantrum
trumpertantrum
Selective Dickism
When someone is only a dick to certain people
Logan: Brad why does it seem like you’re only a dick to me
Brad: Sorry Logan, I have Selective Dickism
comfort cartoon
Synonymous to comfort food, comfort cartoon provides feelings of nostalgia and sentimentality towards the viewers. The type of animation tends to be stylized and visually appealing: over or under saturation of colours, “incorrect” motion etc.
The storylines tend to be rich with lessons and underlying meanings (nutrients) or sometimes it’s just for pure fun and joy (carbs).
Popular examples would be: Classic Looney Tunes, B&W Mickey Mouse, retro Disney (70’s or 80’s classics).
I had a shitty day at work today, but I wanted to stick to my diet…so instead of gorging on burgers and ice cream, I watched comfort cartoons instead.