When you go for a day or so without brushing your teeth, and the texture in your mouth feels like your teeth are wearing fuzzy little sweaters.
“Does anyone have gum? I forgot to brush my teeth this morning, and it feels disgusting.”
“Oh, you’ve got tooth sweaters?”
Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription.
I can’t afford digital cable, but I still get some good shows with the rabbit ears on peasantvision.
A person who frequently attacks others in speech or writing, but who poses no intellectual threat whatsoever. The motivation of this type of person can usually be accurately construed as a desire to be obnoxious and offensive.
Origin: The phrase “porch dog” is used to refer to dogs that sit on front porches and bark (vigorously and fruitlessly) at passersby, but who pose no physical threat.
Yeah, that guy has a scathing response to just about everyone who posts in this forum. He’s a real porch dog.
One that has money beyond that of a normal baller yet pays less taxes than a street pharmaceutical rep or an illegal immigrant.
Look dat new lex he be drivin. He must got dat Mitt Romney Money.