To be completely and honestly serious.
A reply used by people who have been questioned on the truth of their comment.
To be truthful and not lie.
A truncation of the phrase “dead ass serious”.
Guy 1: Yo, swear I saw George (W.) Bush jump that fence for a corndog…
Guy 2: What? nah uh, you’re lying..
Guy 1: No, for real! I’m dead ass.
A nod of the head similiar to the nod of acknoweldgement but can be used between any two men, not just friends. It is an unspoken greeting in which only another man nod is an appropriate response. Signifies acceptence of presence. Verbally may be inte…
The act of delusionally self-rewarding oneself for the occurrance of a terrible event by publicly masturbating while simultaneously spamming Twitter.
Verb: Donald Trump unpresidentially trumperbated all over himself and the Twitter world when he “appreciated” the congratulations for the massacre in Orlando.
Noun: Hey, did you see Trump’s big trumperbate last night? He must have bust all over his small hands.
one ya self, leave, bounce, or just plain and simple telling someone to get out of your face and go somewhere.
i’m tired of ya cats talkin junk, ya need to curve.
puerto rican slang for flawless, clean immaculate,
yo ese toyota esta asicalao.
yo that toyotas flawless
A Canadian of limited intelligence.
That Canucklehead lit a cigarette while at the gas pump.
The chairs located throughout a store where the unfortunate male who gets roped into shopping with a female companion ends up sitting. The hapless male usually ends up waiting for hours, and often while an important sporting event is on.
Yvonne: I’ll be in the bra section.
Rachel: I’ll be in the shoe department.
L: I’ll be in the asshole chair, twiddling my thumbs and plotting how to get in your respective pants.