Jagoff
A rude assholelike person. originated in pittsburgh
“Yinz were acting like jagoffs the other night, all drunk on Ahrns n’at”
Pokemon goo
When a person ejalculates while playing the game “Pokemon go.” This usually occurs near spawn points of legendary/rare Pokemon.
Kevin is that Mewtew??
Kevin: *pokemon goos self*
flat earther
a person who does not accept or is out of touch with the realities/ beliefs of modern times;
one who blatantly dismisses/ disagrees with common knowledge or scientific findings.
Joe doesn’t even believe the planet is round, or that we landed on the moon… he’s a flat earther.
basic white girl
A female who conforms to her surroundings and claims she is unique. She often drinks Starbucks, wears Ugg boots in August, and posts selfies on social networking sites every. single. day. Also uses hashtags that don’t have anything to do with the picture itself.
Girl 1: Hey, let’s go to Starbucks and wear leggings with Uggs!
Girl 2: OMG YES. We are so basic!
Girl 1: Take a picture! Hashtag yay us, basic white girls, Starbucks, bye, like, what
Poképace
The zombie like foot speed of Pokémon GO player’s.
You can tell they’re all playing Pokémon GO based on their trademark Poképace.
If it usually takes 15 minutes to walk there, it’ll take Ramon 30 to 45 based on his Poképace.
Group Chat Phobia
The phobia of texting in group chats.
Nick has group chat phobia, so he texts people individually.
trumpster fire
When a rabid racist rant is fueled by a shitstorm of word salad.
“That speech smells like Trumpster Fire!”
Drake Effect
The feelings that get stirred up whenever a Drake R&B song comes on, where you start missing people that you don’t even know.
Guy 1: Have you heard that one song by Drake?
Guy 2: Nah, what is it?
Guy 1: *plays it*
Guy 2: OMGAHHHH, STEPHANIEEEEE
Guy 1: …We don’t even know a Stephanie.
Guy 2: I CAN’T HELP IT, IT’S THE DRAKE EFFECT.
sleep on
To ignore, overlook, or to forget something. Used as a verb, to sleep on something. Overlooking something that is deemed good or tight.
“Yall can sleep on the Steelers. They finna take it all this year.”
bra thirty
The time during the day at which it is no longer physically possible to wear a bra. Can also be written as bra:thirty, bra 30 or bra:30. Bras are removed for the remainder of the day at bra thirty.
I got home after a long day at work and what do you know? It’s bra thirty! Sweatshirt and yoga pants for the rest of the evening!
My cancer’s fancier than yours (neener neener)
I have a fancy cancer, but it’s ok – my cancer center is fancy, too – it has gourmet coffee, delicious lemon bars, and even valet parking.
Pokemon paranoia
The suspicion that anyone on their phone outdoors is playing PoGo.
“Hey, you playing Pokemon?”
“Not me…”
–Pokemon paranoia claims another victim
fuck it mountain
It’s after you realized you have taken so much shit from people because you are nice. And every time you do something bs the pile gets bigger and bigger until you have reached the tipping point where you are like fuck this shit I’m out. Then whatever comes your way, you don’t care.
Fuck this, I’m pretty sure I’m on fuck it mountain right now. Go ahead, it symbolizes life right now.
platonic kiss
A platonic kiss is a kiss between two people when one or more of the engaged parties is in a relationship and is trying to remain guilt-free whilst kissing other girls/guys.
No babe, it was totally just a platonic kiss, I swear, she doesn’t mean anything!
phony kicking it
When you don’t like somebody but you hang out with them
I don’t get how she was just talking about her but they cool
It’s called phony kicking it. It’s stupid but everyone’s doing it
fucking hell mate
Used frequently by the people native to the United Kingdom, this is an exclamation that shows feelings of frustration or anger.
“Fucking hell mate, we have been trying for 2 hours and you still can’t get this dildo in my ass.”
Facebookonality
The individual’s Facebook personality as it is perceived by others from their post, likes, comments, emoji’s, and other Facebook activity.
Person 1: ” It is obvious it’s ‘Shark Week’ for Susan! ”
Person 2: ” How can you tell?”
Person 1: ” Her Facebookonality has come off a little bitchy lately. Plus she posted that she was listening to Alanis Morissette”
Person 2: ” Oh yeah… its ‘Shark Week ‘ for sure! ”