boob cuddle
When one rests their head on breast while cuddling. Fondling may or may not happen.
Rodrick gave Jess a boob cuddle last night
Dusty balls
A hood term used to describe when a man has not had sexual intercourse for a prolonged period of time.
Guy: Dude I just fucked the hottest bitch last night!
Other guy: Aw man that sounds amazing. I haven’t banged anybody in months.
Guy: Daaaaamn you got dusty balls boy!
San Antonio Missions
A few shots from the missions around San Antonio – more to come.
Birds
Birds are fun to shoot (you know, with a camera). 🙂
deadbeat kids
Having children that just aren’t worth supporting
“Let the state take care of them, they’re deadbeat kids”
wedmate
In the wake of the recent legalization of LGBT marriage in the U.S. , this gender-neutral noun refers to a person about to get married very soon or recently did so, for either LGBTQ or straight people. (synonyms: bride, groom).
For this rehearsal, …
get your balls wet
The phrase get your balls wet is intended to indicate that one must go balls deep or balls out giving one’s activity 100% effort
This task requires that you must get your balls wet
emotional whore
A person who shares the most intimate details of their life/heartbreak/feelings with strangers because it’s cheaper than mental healthcare, and not subject to the same bias or advice that the person could receive from someone closer to the situation.
Give me a drink, and I’m an emotional whore! (Give me good advice and I’ll even pick up your tab!)
dirty dick hands
When a guy finishes using a urinal and, zero fucks given, exits the bathroom without washing his hands.
Abbreviation: DDH
I saw Bob walk out of the bathroom then high-five Tim with his dirty dick hands .
Finna yack
When in absolute disgust one says “finna yack” meaning, I’m going to puke. Could also express disagreement or physical illness.
Ex. Person 1: “That Cheeto you ate was on the ground”
Person 2: “ew finna yack bro”
flexitarian
An occasional meat eater. Not a vegetarian, maybe not even intentionally avoiding meat.
David didn’t even know he was a flexitarian at first, but he learned he was because he didn’t eat meat every day.
Ganic
Short for organic meaning better than fresh. Also means extremely cool or dope.
Yo dude, those kicks are fresh!
Nah bruh, they’re ganic!
Did you see that shot?
Yea man, it was ganic!
This salad looks extra ganic!
battery operated boyfriend (bob)
A vibrator or sometimes a dildo. For when you don’t have a steady male companion and/or when he can’t get you off.
Person1: You been seeing anyone lately?
Person2: No, it’s just been me and BOB or a while now.
Person1: Bob?
Person2: Yeah my battery operated boyfriend (bob).
Colon Crockpot
When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.
Anne: You haven’t pooped in a while Craig, what’s going on?
Craig: Everything seems to be cooking in the Colon Crockpot and “dinner” will be served shortly in the spare bathroom!
Baby sauce
Cum, semen whatever you call it when you nut
This girl I’m messing with wanted some uggs. I told her before that happened she had to swallow all the baby sauce
Intense Fuckery
When you are tired/bored and sober, and fuck around too much and end up doing something you will regret
yo that was some Intense Fuckery when you licked your nipple the other day and sent it to us
Fancy Bitch
A classy, elegant, self-sufficient woman who carries herself with dignity and pride and takes no shit from any bitch, male or female.
Mila Kunis was an immigrant who came to America, with alomost nothing. She worked hard to achieve what she wanted …
tbnr
The Best Never Rest
Some guy: DUDE I DIDNT SLEEP AT ALL LAST NIGHT!
Other guy: why?
Some guy: TBNR
Beat-up version
noun: Someone who is a lookalike, or doppelganger, for another person, but less attractive. While it usually refers to physical appearance, the term is versatile and can, in theory, also be applied to inferior versions of non-human things/animals or u…
Dickweed
The process of grinding very loud/dank weed then spilling it all over your pants (presumable the crotch area) then attempting to pack the spilt weed into the bowl
“Bro I just dickweed .”