Icicle Fingers
When your fingers are so cold texting is almost impossible.
Guy: Hyey hoe are yiu doing?
Guy 2: What?
Guy: Sorry man I got icicle fingers
condom game
Thisis a game that can have as many or as little amount of players as u want. it is played in a supermarket. u grab a box of condoms and follow and unsuspecting shopper. while they arent looking u slip the condoms into their shopping. Then u follo…
on a serious note
Used in when a speaker is changing the conversation from a humorous note to a serious one. The speaker uses “on a serious” to warn his/her companion that he/she is going to shift the gear of the conversation to a serious note.
On a serious note, she is beautiful in her own way.
tanstafl
There Ain’t No Such Thing as A Free Lunch.
Very old slang, dating back to before ain’t became a legitimate English contraction.
I means that a prospect is too good to be true(TGTBT), in that you are being offered something for nothing.
Nate: Your eMail says Bill Gates will give you $250 for each person you send this to that sends it to someone else.
Uncle Dick: TANSTAFL.
warning tap
The universal tap given (usually on a thigh), signaling an impending ejaculation.
He was such a gentalman. He give me a warning tap when I was on top.
craptrap
1. Purposely stinking up the toilet before your roommate or significant other needs to use the bathroom.
2. Walking into the bathroom after forgetting you took a stinky dump just minutes earlier.
I was running late when rushed back into the bathroo…
dick chips
dikchip
-noun
Chips that have been contaminated by someone who puts their hand in the bag after going to the bathroom, WITHOUT washing their hands.
Stay away from the Cheetos, unless you like dick chips!
knee cleavage
A pair of knees that when picture is taken could appear to be cleavage.
This morning my coffee looked fantastic on my knee cleavage.
On My Michelle Obama
Used in Fifth Harmony’s song “BO$$”, has a similar meaning as fleek but also involves having a healthy body and diet of vegetation.
Person 1: How’s that diet going?
Person 2: Gurl, I’m on my Michelle Obama! I had some turnips and my body feels great!
arctic farts
farts brought on by eating whale blubber in the dead of winter; you cannot escape them by going outdoors because its too cold
His arctic farts cleared the side of the igloo.
powerballing
To gyrate ones testicles while copulating
Last night I was totally powerballing your mom.
friendship cuddle
The akward cuddle between two friends who are not trying to go to far
Man she jus wanna friendship cuddle
bitchplosion
an explosion of bitchiness
when someone/something pushes you so far that you just bitchplode
“Dude… I was just joking and then she just had a massiv bitchplosion”
finna get crunk
Finna get crunk is when someone asks you if are ready to turn up/party or get lit.
Person 1: “You guys finna get crunk?!
Person 2: ” hell yea finna get crunk! ✌🏽️”
shit street
Where you are when everything has gone wrong!
Lost the big sale, and now we’re up shit street!
Wowfuck
(noun): a state of mind carrying a degree of similarity to mindfuck; when one is so incredibly overwhelmed by positive emotion and/or refusal to believe in the concurrent situation that the only words traversing both their brain and mouth are ‘wow’ and ‘fuck’.
He was unable to speak for the sheer amount of wowfuck clouding his brain as he found her in his arms.
??
What people say when they dun understand what the fuck ur saying
A: Hey, is quantum mechanices a form of elopitcly?
B: ??