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a “Do Nothing Bitch”. A girl who wants to be all pretty and fancy, just to have someone take care of her.
“Don’t waste your time on her, she’s a DNB”
Net Forget is a person who frequently goes on a website to do something, but completely forgets his/her original intention due to the overwhelming amount of information on the internet.
I was on Wikipedia the other day, trying to look up Jay-Z, but I’m such a Net Forget, I ended up looking at cat pictures.
1. Any sexual act involving penetration/stimulation of the urethra.
2. Another name for one’s urethra.
1. Last night, Jane gave me a Urethra Franklin and I have no idea why I agreed to that.
2. Ever since I hooked up with that one brunette chick, my Urethra Franklin has burned when I pee.
The point at which it’s too late to ask for someone’s name because you spent so much time around them that you should already know it.
I have total name shame. I’ve been working for a month with this guy and still don’t know his name.
Someone who takes selfies in dangerous situations or circumstances.
I can’t believe Dave took a selfie whilst climbing up a cliff!!…
He must be Selfiecidal!
A person who impedes the flow of traffic by staying in the left lane. This person is either driving slower than everybody on the road, driving the same speed as the person to their right, or simply driving 1 mph faster than the person to their right. In all cases, they are ignoring the responsibility that comes with driving in the “hammer lane”.
Driver drives in left left despite seeing the long line of cars behind them but refuses to move over to the slow lane because it isn’t safe to change lanes while talking on the cellphone. This driver is a Left Lane Loser.
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That one person who refers to everyone as their “best friend” when it’s convenient. Not to be confused with bestfriend whore
Cindy (to Janice): Hey, best friend! Do you have a pencil I can borrow?
Shaniqua: Bitch, you said I was your best friend.
Janice: Cindy’s such a best friend whore.