Intercoarse
Like rough anal, but referring to any type of sex which is rough.
John’s girlfriend’s really into intercoarse, and she has scars to show from past experience.
Jean Jam
When jeans are way too tight on your junk. Limits mobility, decreases circulation, and potentially lowers sperm count.
Tim: “These new jeans I just got are really cramming my junk when I try to move, Mike.”
Mike: “Sounds like you are getting jean jammed.”
Netflix and Chill for One
A euphemism for masturbation. Typically used by a single man or woman who has no sexual partners, save for Netflix.
Katie: “Netflix and chill for one tonight I think”
Chris: “Make sure you take off those fake nails, don’t want to snag anything”
Netflix and Chill for One
A euphemism for masturbation. Typically used by a single man or woman who has no sexual partners, save for Netflix.
Katie: “Netflix and chill for one tonight I think”
Chris: “Make sure you take off those fake nails, don’t want to snag anything”
resting asshole face
A person, usually a boy, who naturally looks mean when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Nah, he’s just got a resting asshole face, he’s actually really cool
resting asshole face
A person, usually a boy, who naturally looks mean when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Nah, he’s just got a resting asshole face, he’s actually really cool
More Issues Than Vogue
When you imply that your amount of issues (problems) are greater than the amount of issues (magazine articles) the famous magazine company, Vogue has.
Girl: “ugh there’s so much homework and errands”
Boy: “wow, you must have more issues than vogue”
Girl: “I know right!”
Maintenance Poop
The act of visiting the bathroom with the intention to only urinate, but instead relieve a little poop as well as a means to prolong the time between your next bathroom visit.
I sat down on the toilet to take a piss on my lunch break, but I thought…
cool girl
A girl who is not a girlfriend. Shares interests with, hangs with, and (optionally) sleeps with a man she is interested in. Inevitably, she becomes a ‘cool girl’ and becomes ineligible for girlfriend status. Is often beleived to be lesbian on first glance.
Guy 1: Sam likes Halo? You serious? Damn, you’re lucky to have a girlfriend like that.
Guy 2: She’s not my girlfriend. She’s just a cool girl.
Media Shower
When a celebrity or a new person gets WAY too much spotlight. This can cause a snobbish side to surface, and their friends or aquaintances to notice them acting differently. Otherwise, this causes the “showered” person to feel shy or be surrounded by people by simply going outside their house, making them annoyed.
After Jack’s new speech on world matters, he got a media shower and became a different person; one his friends didn’t know anymore.
Once Beth won the spelling bee, her media shower forced her to skip school for the next week.
hottish
Somewhat hot. Although cannot be classified as “hot”, one who is hottish is not completely ugly either.
That chick’s not bad bro. She’s hottish. I’m gonna go say what’s up.
scativism
Shitting on peoples property as a form of protest.
I met a guy who regularly shat in the 3. hole on the local golf course as as a sign of his discontent with the burgois. He called it scativism.
Donald Trump
Living proof that money can’t buy good hair.
In fact, money CAN buy good hair. Why his money has not, well, that’s anyone’s guess.
art hoe
a hoe who is mysterious and chill and like hippyish and good at art
damn, I wish I was an art hoe like her
art hoe
a hoe who is mysterious and chill and like hippyish and good at art
damn, I wish I was an art hoe like her
stiff meds
Stiff Meds are taken to correct erectile dysfunction.
Also referred to as Stiff Meds or Hard Meds.
Stiff Meds include Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.
Glamour Shots
I had no idea what to expect when J.C. Penny’s contacted me about having my portrait done at their fine studios with a free Glamour Shots upgrade.
gender ninja
a person who’s gender is indecipherable
Person 1: Is that a dude or a chick?
Person 2: I dunno. I haven’t seen a gender ninja like that since the days of Hansen.
confident turtle
When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.
She used the confident turtle to replace duck face in photos.