August 2015

road bone

the occurunce of an unwanted erection during a ride in a car, truck boat, airplane, etc. usually occurs on long trips.

dude, i hope she doesnt see my road bone. I’ve had it since we left town and i cant get rid of it!

kidult

A so-called grown-up who doesn’t want to grow up (or at least act like an adult) and would instead prefer so-called “children’s” stuff for entertainment, like cartoons, toys, comic books, Disney movies, etc. He or she also enjoys colorful “kiddie” snacks like breakfast cereal and Spaghetti-O’s and dresses like a teenager or perhaps younger. May or may not be great parents as well as being able to take on adult responsibilities. Not necessarily too immature at least in the public. Not to to be confused with geeks or nerds either, of course!

Also known as “Peter Pan”, “young at heart”, and “kid at heart”.

I’m almost 35 and I love Neopets, Archie comics, children’s books, etc. So this makes me a kidult, heh.

Porn Hangover

I word used to describe when a person jacks off to much to porn and cant do anything for a few hours.

I was having such a bad porn hangover last night that i couldnt go out.

Investment banger

n. someone who specialises in dating seemingly unattractive people that later blossom into fitties.

“Did you see Dave’s missus, she’s a 9/10”. “She used to be such a munter, though. He’s such an investment banger.”

Apple Picking

When someone steals Apple Products such as iPhones, iPads, iPod Touches, and other stuff created by Apple.

Person 1: Some guy was Apple Picking his iPhone.

Person 2: I still have my iPad on my backpack to avoid that Apple Picker.

Person 1: I think that guy wanted an iPhone so bad.

Person 2: I hope I don’t get robbed…

anchor baby

What your girlfriend hopes to achieve by “forgetting” to taker her pill, thus guaranteeing that you’ll have to spend the rest of your now ruined life with her… or that you’ll have to run from the law forever to avoid child support.

I caught my girlfriend flushing her pill and poking holes in all the condoms… I think she wants an anchor baby.

deez nuts

1) A sarcastic expression used to denote annoyance or frustration.

2) A term used when you just dont give a fuck

3) Look, my dick and balls are bigger than yours.

“Hey let me borrow your car.”

“Why don’t you borrow deez nuts.”

Shit Ticket

(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.

“That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That’s pretty fucked up.”

ratchrat

A ratchet ass club rat

Nene’s clubbing routine for Thursday, Friday, and Saturday include going to Origin, the Grand, Bootie SF, and when everyone else wants to go home, she rounds up the troops to head to The End Up.

Dude, i know.

Phone Groping

That moment when you lose your phone and you immediately freak and start groping your self to find it.

Male: Hey can you call someone for me?

Female; Sure. *looks for phone* Crap! Where’s my phone?! *starts to grope self*

Male: Did you start Phone Groping your self?

Female: Yes.

Male: That’s hot.

Farting Glances

When a small group or crowed suddenly realizes that someone has emitted a silent but nasty fart and they all look among themselves for facial expressions or body language that might pinpoint the perpertrator.

The group by the bar was festive, but s…