put me in the car
Asking your homie to hook you up with his girlfriends best friend.
“Aye bruh what’s up with Tina homegirl…”PUT ME IN THE CAR”
you don’t pour my cereal
You don’t know me, you don’t know what I do, you haven’t lived my life, you don’t know my struggles nor trials and tribulations
Random THOT: You got me fucked up, bitch you don’t pour my cereal!
James: How’d you know I’d do that?
Erin: I know you, I pour yo cereal!!!
Jennycrack Diet
the eating habits of a methamphetamine/crack user
Have you seen Jane lately, she is looking very healthy now that she is off the Jennycrack Diet.
‘Are you hungry, would u like something to eat there is more than enough here. or have u started that jennycrack diet again?’
grill porn
catalogs made up of outdoor barbecue cookers and smokers mailed to men just before Fourth of July and Father’s Day
Wow, I’ve got to show Mike this grill porn
sausage fears
a term to describe the actions of straight men who are afraid of showing any physical or emotional bond to the men they are friends with. This is akin to saying “no homo,” and is a result of toxic masculinity and homophobia
“Why is Derek afraid of hugging Jonathan?” “He’s got mad sausage fears, bro.”
red pilled
enlightened; aware of the nature of the universe. Is a reference to The Matrix (blue pill or red pill)
“Wow, our philosophy professor is red pilled.”
eyebrow pubes
on your eyebrow, the long curly hairs that protrude beyond the flat straight hairs
“Hey, checkout her savage brow bush! She has eyebrow pubes!”
“Jeez better let her know before someone calls her a funt-cace”
eyebrow pubes
on your eyebrow, the long curly hairs that protrude beyond the flat straight hairs
“Hey, checkout her savage brow bush! She has eyebrow pubes!”
“Jeez better let her know before someone calls her a funt-cace”