pre-wake
a party, held in honor of an ill individual expected to die soon, often a family member
My mother in law has lung cancer so we held a pre-wake with all her family members from around the country.
Planicking
Verb: The act of last minute screaming planning action that does not divert panic
she began planicking as the blue line edged across her pregnancy test.
sleep on life
Let life go by or pass on by
“You haven’t heard this song? Everybody know this song, bro you sleep on life.”
Lip boxing
Talking shit over social media (twitter,Instagram) or talking shit to somebody else without the person they are taking about knowing.
Boy-William stay talkin shit on ig
Girl-he lip boxing
Lip boxing
Talking shit over social media (twitter,Instagram) or talking shit to somebody else without the person they are taking about knowing.
Boy-William stay talkin shit on ig
Girl-he lip boxing
Bathroom Stalling
Waiting to leave the bathroom as to avoid any contact with people in in stalls next to you.
“Dude I did some Bathroom Stalling because The gut next to me ripped a big one. I couldn’t stand to look him in the eye.”
Getting lazy
Getting lazy is the act of just laying on the ground after being slammed or a hard fall. Most commonly used amongst skaters, bmx riders, and other extreme sports.
Dalton: “hey tyler Whats jake doing on the ground?”
Tyler: “he’s just getting lazy, he tried dropping in on the fifteen foot halfpipe for the first time and slammed.”
Take a wild fucking guess
Remark used when someone asks a question about something especially when it’s really stupid.
Dumbass: What’s wrong?
*Looks around the destroyed city*
Guy: What’s wrong? Take a wild fucking guess.
on who
To swear on a person you hold in high regard. Usually a deceased friend or relative.
Friend 1: “I already fucked Bob”
Friend 2: “You wellin, On who??”
body by mattel
Female that is more plastic than human.
“Nothing on that gal is more than 5 years old. My daughter has Barbie dolls older than that. I wonder if she’s stamped with a Body by Mattel” logo. ” See fauxen
Text soaked
A relationship based solely on text messages to the extent that in-person interaction is awkward. Common in online dating situations.
We texted everyday for two weeks, she was flirty and funny, we got along great, but we tried meeting in person we …
Dot Watching
Verb. The desperately intense observation of your smart phone screen message thread, as you wait in hope for a reply from someone you are romantically engaged with.
I spent Saturday night Dot watching again, what did you do?
Puncher’s Chance
It’s a boxing term. It means that though you may be outclassed by your opponent, if you land a good punch, you can win.
Bob was down in the polls, but if he did well in the debate, he’d have puncher’s chance of winning the election.
a and r
Assault and Robbery or Against persons and Robbery is category of crime. It’s a lingual abbreviation used by police or law enforcement.
– ” I had a four man team for a big grab and lost one to smokies. I came looking to replace him. If you’re still a badass!
– ” I don’t do A and R, man. No fucking bank job.”
Faceremorse
The moment after posting something inflammatory or militant on Facebook that you immediately regret. No matter how quickly it is deleted, people have screenshots.
“Did you see her post about last night?”
“No, she must have deleted it in a fit of Faceremorse”
“Don’t worry, here’s a screenshot”
I’m Batman syndrome
When Batman fans try to rationalize that Batman would beat any other super hero because he is Batman and nothing more, when realistically any other super hero would strangle Batman with his own asshole.
“Batman would totally beat super man cause he would like totally have a back up plan, even with his powers.”
obviously suffers from “I’m Batman syndrome”
mormon first base
Engaging in hand to hand contact. In other words, holding hands.
I walked in on Doug trying to get to mormon first base with a girl, while viewing a non-rated R movie.
arctic fever
when you are attracted to white girls only
Young-chan, do you like Asian girls? No, I have arctic fever.