insipiosexual
From Latin “insipiens” (opposite of “sapiens”) and “sexualis” (sexual), meaning “attracted primarily to fools.”
Often assumed to be heterosexual, Laura Bush is actually insipiosexual. George was just the one she fell in love with.
trust fail
A poorly executed trust fall, i.e. you do not catch the person who is dropping back in to your arms.
Kendall was all set with this team building exercise until Barry was gabbing to Corbin and not paying attention, resulting in Kendall falling back …
Cinderfella
A man who must be home by midnight for any one of a variety of reasons or he will face serious consequences
Dan: Dude its 1145, I gotta get out of here and take my medicine or I’ll pass out.
Mike: You are such a Cinderfella
Grad bod
similar to dad bod, but only achieved by binge drinking while studying all year. No kids necessary.
Chicks totally dig grad bod cause they think it’s dad bod.
Lookin’ Friday
When you’re dressed in your Friday best ready to hit the bars and pick up some chicks. Lookin fly as a mother fucker.
Person A: Man do you think I’m dressed well enough for the party?
Person B: Sheeeeit, you lookin’ Friday as hell.
Necrophobia
Of which one has an abnormal fear of dying; A persistent fear of dying or the process of dying.
“Man, you have necrophobia if you cant stay home alone.”
Facebook Machine
A computer primarily designed to browse sites like Facebook instead of doing proper work on.
The new Macbook is a $1000 Facebook Machine.
Chicken wages
Low wage income earned in a fast food establishment, specifically at a fast food chicken place.
I drink Pabst because of these oppressive chicken wages.
FOGO
Fear of going out, opposite of FOMO. A light hearted jovial expression used in situations where a person is non committal to the evenings activities.
Steven has FOGO tonight, he is worried he’ll be tired tomorrow.