stage four clinger
When a girl sleeps with a guy once and he moves in and you can never be rid of him
He’s such a stage four clinger, we hooked up once and now he’s been at my place for 2 months.
Rich Rolling
Verb: the act of showing one’s most ornate materials (i.e. Cars, jewels, clothes, weave, new nails) once said person comes into money, expected or unexpected.
Damn, Lexo been rich rolling like a mutha since she hit that lotto!
No pun intended
Pun intended. (and now acknowledged)
Jack: “At least the farmer made it back to his roots. No pun intended.”
Jill: “There’s no chance that pun was unintentional.”
Jack: “Yeah, I know. I just instantly feel like an annoying asshole.”
Jill: “Good, you should.”
Goose Cheese
The female version of duck butter.
Guy: We ain’t having sex right now. I haven’t showered once on this camping trip.
Girl: Don’t worry about it, my goose cheese will even the score.
glitter af
when you look perfect and no one can tell you otherwise.
“I wear gold on my eyelids because i’m glitter af.”
quote used from a video
Narcisexual
Narcisexual, rooting to the word of Narcissist (loving yourself), means you are only sexually attracted to yourself. (Also see Narciromantic)
“I think he’s Narcisexual. He’s never slept with anyone and he said he masturbates all the time.”
transoccupational
When you relate more to an occupation not your own.
Batman isn’t a vigilante, he’s just transoccupational.
Bull Balls
a man that has massive balls that hang low, similar to a bull.
I can tell he has Bull balls cuz his package is HUGE!!
species dysphoria
a feeling that one is in the body of the wrong species
Alyssa: I told the shrink that I feel like a wild animal trapped in a human body, and she said it sounds like classic species dysphoria.
Jacques: I know I was meant to be a dolphin. Why did I end up a sexy human instead?? Species dysphoria sucks.
Jerry: If only I’d been born a bird, I wouldn’t have to spend so much money on flying, parachuting, hang-gliding, sky-diving and base-jumping. Damned species dysphoria.
Food monitor
The person who nitpicks and judges everyone’s food choices at the dinner table.
Food Monitor: You can’t eat those french fries, those have 1600 calories, they are bad for you. Similar to the hall monitor when you were at school.
what happened next
Click bait to get you to go to the story.
He decapitated his entire family, including his grandparents, but what happened next will truly shock you.
shit or get off the pot
Do what you ment to do and do it fast, or just drop it.
Shit or get off the fucking pot man, you have to get one item not 5 fucking items.
Sphincter trembles
Fear of relaxing the sphincter after a few days without a poo
Had my morning coffee with my partner this morning and got a case of the sphincter trembles, sat there smiling with fear of how this would play out.
Preditation
The word Sarah Palin uses when she means to say predation.
I refudiate the claim preditation is not a word.
Spite marriage
A marriage motivated primarily by a desire to hurt or get even with someone else.
“She soon found out that her spite marriage to Bob was a big mistake. You see, Tom didn’t care — in fact he congratulated them both with the utmost sincerity.”
preclapulation
Clapping before you even know what you’re clapping for.
When Walter was the only one clapping at the show, it was obvious that he was suffering from preclapulation.
fur of the cat that scratched me
smoking some marijuana to cure the effects of having smoked too much the night before.
I feel better now that i have had some fur of the cat that scratched me.
Shit the Fuck Yeah
Exclamation for when something is just too cool for any other phrase.
“I just got us tickets to the … show.”
“Shit the Fuck Yeah!”