Sean Ward

bible

Urban Word of the Day — Sun, 20 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000

An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday.

hyfr

Urban Word of the Day — Sat, 19 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Hell Yeah Fuckin' Right, a song of Drake's album 'Take Care'

raj: dude, drake is raw as hell

bob: hyfr

First impression: ‘Drowsy Chaperone’

Deborah Martin — Sat, 19 May 2012 03:38:16 +0000

Tim Hedgepeth — who, as Man in Chair, serves as host for the evening — and the rest of the cast is terrific company in “The Drowsy Chaperone,” the bubbly confection that’s making its San Antonio debut on the San Pedro Playhouse stage. Some tech issues — chief among them the confusing lighting and the [...]

First impression: ‘Drowsy Chaperone’

Deborah Martin — Sat, 19 May 2012 03:38:16 +0000

Last chance to catch ‘Lil Revengers,’ ‘Mortal Komedy’

Deborah Martin — Fri, 18 May 2012 16:38:35 +0000

This is the final weekend to catch the Rose Theatre Company’s superhero spoof “Lil’ Revengers.” The show boasts a mostly kid cast (the only grown-ups are playwright/director Chris Manley and Jon Smith). The show is a cleaned-up version of Manley’s “The Revengers;” he removed all of the adult language and added in lots of kid-friendly [...]

Phone Stack

Urban Word of the Day — Fri, 18 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000

A game played at either a meal or in a group setting.

When at a meal, and everyone is on their phones, grab them and stack them face down in the center of the table. First to pick up their phone, pays the bill for all. If no one grabs it, everyone pays their part.

When in a group setting, grab the phones and stack them. Whoever grabs their phone must perform challenges, each group member gets to pick a challenge so in a group of 10, touching your phone would cause you to do 10 challenges. You may use your phone during the challenges but afterwards, it goes back on the stack.

*Everyone is texting at a group meal*
Person 1: "PHONE STACK!"
*Person 1 snatches all phones and stacks them face down*
Person 1: "first to touch pays the full bill"

Review: ‘Oliver!’

Deborah Martin — Thu, 17 May 2012 19:27:05 +0000

Ken Frazier, the head honcho at the Sheldon Vexler Theatre, is a big Charles Dickens fan. And so, when he decided to end the Vex’s current season with the musical “Oliver!,” his plan was to cut some of the musical’s sweetness by hewing as closely as possible to “Oliver Twist,” the Dickens novel that the [...]

Review: ‘A Few Good Men’

Deborah Martin — Thu, 17 May 2012 19:24:26 +0000

By Jasmina Wellinghoff/For the Express-News The Harlequin Dinner Theater seems like an ideal venue for Aaron Sorkin’s “A Few Good Men,” a military courtroom drama based on true events that occurred at the pre-9/11 Guantanamo Bay Base in Cuba. Not only is the theater located in Fort Sam Houston, but many in the large cast [...]

Cyclops date

Urban Word of the Day — Thu, 17 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000

A date with someone you've met over the internet; it's not quite a blind date because you've seen their photo, chatted with them and possibly talked to them on the phone.

I have a cyclops date tonight at 8. Text me at 8:20 so I have an excuse to bail if it sucks.

panda eyes

Urban Word of the Day — Wed, 16 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Someone who has had a lack of sleep, resulting in dark circles under their eyes.

Someone who, as a result of too much marajuana, has dark circles under their eyes

1. James was so tired, after only 2hours sleep last night, he has panda eyes.

2. Dude, how stoned are you, you have massive panda eyes