Boner Bungee

Strapping a relentless boner down with the elastic waist band of your boxers.


Jess: Jesus Mike, would you do something about that boner? It’s making all the Pi Phi’s uncomfortable.

Mike: I can’t, miss perfect tits just walked by and I nearly got Boner Narcolepsy.

Jess: Well strap it down with a Boner Bungee, or someone’s going to call campus police.

Boobstracted

*Having a hard time as a male to look a woman in the eyes because of her distracting front torso

*Having a hard time as a male to focus on ANYTHING because of a distracting female torso in sight


I didn’t noticed the yellow car, because I was boobstracted by Caroline. Sorry, you were saying? I was totally boobstracted, apologies.

desk staging

The practice of covering your desk with papers, completed work, and other important-looking papers to give the appearance that you are really busy when really you’re surfing the net, watching YouTube vids and doing other non-work things.


“My realtor taught me this trick of staging my house for sale so I tried it at work, I started desk staging so it looked like I was too busy to take on another task and voila, my boss bought it!”

romantic hate

Romantic hate is defined when you hate someone, but you have a connection with them. You are the person’s enemy, but you are always with them and you can’t look away from them.


Those two hate each other , but they can’t look away from each other. They must romantically hate each other.

Sam: I hate him, but I can’t get away from him

Bob: You must romantically hate him.

Sam:Really?

Bob: Yep. Romantic hate is when you hate someone, but you can’t get away from them.

romantic hate

Romantic hate is defined when you hate someone, but you have a connection with them. You are the person’s enemy, but you are always with them and you can’t look away from them.


Those two hate each other , but they can’t look away from each other. They must romantically hate each other.

Sam: I hate him, but I can’t get away from him

Bob: You must romantically hate him.

Sam:Really?

Bob: Yep. Romantic hate is when you hate someone, but you can’t get away from them.

Lie-Fi

When your phone or tablet indicates that you are connected to a wireless network, however you are still unable to load webpages or use any internet services with your device


Person 1: Can you get any wi-fi here?

Person 2: No, it says I’m connected but it’s really just lie-fi