bromosexual
A unique and powerfull relationship amongst bros that words cannot define.
“Hey are those guys gay.” “Nah man, they’re just bromosexuals.”
“I love you man. I don’t know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you..”
financial erosion
The gradual conversion of your wealth and possessions to the government, through taxes, inflation and unjust laws.
Due to financial erosion, I opted to not maintain my property while I scrape up the cash to pay the property taxes.
Trumper Tantrum
Early morning tweeting that is vengeful, mean, or defamatory– ideally laced with falsehood and innuendo.
The celebrity threw another Trumper Tantrum filled with misogynistic fat shaming and slut shaming. #trumpertantrum
trumpertantrum
Selective Dickism
When someone is only a dick to certain people
Logan: Brad why does it seem like you’re only a dick to me
Brad: Sorry Logan, I have Selective Dickism
comfort cartoon
Synonymous to comfort food, comfort cartoon provides feelings of nostalgia and sentimentality towards the viewers. The type of animation tends to be stylized and visually appealing: over or under saturation of colours, “incorrect” motion etc.
The storylines tend to be rich with lessons and underlying meanings (nutrients) or sometimes it’s just for pure fun and joy (carbs).
Popular examples would be: Classic Looney Tunes, B&W Mickey Mouse, retro Disney (70’s or 80’s classics).
I had a shitty day at work today, but I wanted to stick to my diet…so instead of gorging on burgers and ice cream, I watched comfort cartoons instead.
take a trump
the act of excreting racist, sexist, homophobic, theocratic, fascist rhetoric from one’s oral sphincter; esp. in the presence of large groups of like-minded, gullible, and/or easily influenced/manipulated individuals
Can you believe so many people are watching this guy take a trump and applauding for it?
manterrupting
Manterrupting: a sexist display of male “dominance”. A trait that has not yet been lost despite decades of evolution. When men interrupt women because they “believe” that what they have to say is somehow more important.
Boy: why aren’t you joining in on the conversation any more? Talk wth us!
Girl: I would love to, but anytime I try to say to chime in, but your buddies keep manterrupting me.
Redneck First Class
When you are flying in the coach section of an airplane and one or both of the other two seats are unoccupied giving you more room, to stretch, lean or lie down.
The middle seat was unoccupied on my recent flight home so I got to sit in Redneck Fir…
Pencil you into my Blackberry
1. Having no intention of following thru on a date or promise2. A sarcastic way of accepting a date.3. Accepting a date only to mock the requester.
Raul: Hi Jess, will you go to Hooters with me on Friday?
Jess: Sure, let me just pencil you into my …
wake and bake
Toking up right after you wake up.
Morning Drew, I got 10 dollars, feel like a wake n’ bake?
steppin on my dick
when someone disrespects your manhood.
chick: you can’t even pay for dinner or kill a spider, what’s wrong with you
guy: damn quit steppin on my dick!
Shoplift the Pooty
When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.
Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women’s child in order to sleep with her.
Dude, look at John and Sara. He straight up shoplifted the pooty.
english muffin top
A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women’s pants creating various nooks and crannies.
There is enough butter in that girls English muffin top.
boyfriend bomb
When a female you are interested in casually reveals that she has a boyfriend (intentionally or otherwise).
I was about to ask her out but then she dropped the boyfriend bomb.
See you later masturbator
A variation of see you later alligator
Beef: “See you later masturbator”
Jack: “In a while, pedophile”
fappable
Something that is sexually desirable, or deemed high enough quality that it can be used for masturbation purposes.
Man, that picture is really fappable.
jabber woke
to lecture about social injustice, while doing little to create change.
I friend likes to jabber woke at our cafe, then go home to his hobby ranch.
wikiot
An fool who believes all information found on Wikipedia is accurate and true.
Michael Scott, from NBC’s “The Office”, upon claiming “Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.” solidified himself among the ranks of wikiots.
wikiot
An fool who believes all information found on Wikipedia is accurate and true.
Michael Scott, from NBC’s “The Office”, upon claiming “Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.” solidified himself among the ranks of wikiots.
sike
The immediately preceding statement is false and was told to mislead.
I really miss that show Blossom … SIKE!